Here's the 1st in my series (hey I was given the OK to post these) of older, discontibued, cheap-ass porno reviews of stuff you may or may not have seen a while back and never gave it a second thought:

"EVERY WOMAN'S FANTASY vol.3; 2 Men For Each Woman".
with: Savannah Stern, Eva Angelina, Kelly Taylor, Victoria Givens, Star E. Knight

Released by a company called Brain Candy Pictures, this little unknown title is not even listed at the IAFD website. Like most weirdo cheap-ass porn leftovers we in Canada are often exposed to, getting info/intel on this release through regular channels is a ridiculous attempt at best.

Scene 1: Savannah Stern vs. 2 guys; She seems rather comfy taking on 2 guys at once, but we've seen harder/nastier stuff numerous times before in "better" productions. Still, Savannah's "umph" and attitude clearly make this scene worthy to add to a collection of her material, if that's your thing. The $-shot's a Euro-Style (as I call it) with each dude on each side of her jerking it off, ending mostly in/on her mouth and bits on her mug. Post BJ makes this more enjoyable.

Scene 2: Eva Angelina vs. 2 guys. At first she teases the camera as the cameraman squirts her with a water gun. I have to admit Eva's the only reason I stumbled and picked up this title. She's her usual amazing self, although the scene features no anal, no DP... But much like Gianna Michaels in "G for Gianna", her fans (Eva Angelina's) probably won't mind. $-shot ends as another Euro-Style (as I call it) cumshot, making her mouth and chest area a messy place. Thumbs up just because I'm a fan.

scene 3: Kelly Taylor vs. 2 dudes. I would have expected more raunch and mayhem with Kelly on board, but this scene, although featuring 2 on 1 action, features no anal and no DP in sight; was this edited for cable TV version? The scene ends when both guys jerk off not enough goo mostly on her chin with droplets to her tits. Blink and miss quickly post BJ to make this one semi-passable...

scene 4: "Sylvie" (another one of those europeans with about 45 pseudonymns, making it impossible to figure out exactly who she is and where to find more of her material). She takes on 2 guys in this scene which could have been a scorcher, but alas, and once again, not a DP in sight. WTF springs to mind... Ending in a Euro-Style $-shot where both dudes jerk off not enough and no power, making this a highly forgettable scene...

scene 5: Victoria Givens vs. 2; She starts off the scene prooving to 1 guy she loves to suck cock. After fucking for a while, the dude turns to the cameraman and asks if it's his turn now. So the cameraman switches sides with the dude, and it's another 1 on 1 action. Could I say "fail" here? Eventually, second dude joins back in, but there's no anal and no DP in sight. Again, WTF? Scene ends when one dude cums inside her ass doggy style (creampie), and then the next guy fucks her cream-stained asshole for a bit until he tries to do the same but by pulling out also dribbles a bit on her left buttcheek.

scene 6: Star E. Knight vs 2 dudes; The scene begins and it almost looks like it could be a Vivid scene with attention brought to the lighting and scenery (just a bit more than in the other scenes), and with the inclusion of Randy Spears as 1 of the studs, the Vivid-comparison is complete. Bother guys take turn on opposite ends of Star E., but once again there's no DP nor anal witnessed here. The scene ends with Randy Spears jerking off to Star's mouth but the lack of velocity makes most of the spunk just dribble to the floor, "Private" style. The other dude pulls out doggy style and jerks off on her buttcheek.

In resume; a rather dissapointing release. With a title like 2 Men For Each Woman, one would have expected alot more anal and DP action than what was featured in this DVD, which generally fails in my opinion even though there are performers like Savannah Stern, Kelly Taylor, and Star E. Knight in it.

But I was sold to Eva Angelina, and picked this DVD up for ridiculously dirt cheap.

Thumbs down, except if you're a fan of any of the featured "stars".

No bonus footage, no previews, no BTS...

This time it's up to:

ANAL ANNIHILATION #2 (from Lethal Hardcore)

Scene 1: Janet Alfano with Lee Stone: I was first exposed to Janet A a few years back thanks to ZT's numerous european imports. Janet speaks good english and has that thinning look which can't always be good. So-called uber stud Lee Stone (NOT 1 of my own favs, more on that later) gets to put her through the motions, including lots of ATMs starting in various positions (CG, mish, doggy), but the oral is always him lying down and Janet even so slightly choking on his bent rod. Scene ends when Lee jerks off towards Janet's mug, but a few thick drops end up on her nose area and on the floor.

Scene 2: CARMEN (aka Carmen Vera, Carmen Sanchez) versus 2 guys. I need to point out I picked up this DVD for Carmen. She starts off speaking a few words in broken english (I always love to hear her talk in that smokey/raspy voice of hers...) and quickly starts servicing today's 2 studs for hire. She takes it in every oriffice like a trooper with both guys exchanging positions often enough. Scene ends with a semi-decent EuroStyle (i.e.: EuroStyle cumshot means : ) to Carmen's mouth, chin and breasts. I admit I am sold to Carmen, even if she only did HJs (like in WildLife's Handjobs #4). But I digress...

Scene 3: Saana. This beautiful blonde Finnish import goes back & forth from Europe & the USA to shoot various anal-oriented smut. She claims she did about 45 scenes in the BTS footage. She starts things off inserting a dildo in her holes, then Lee Stone (again!) puts her through the motions. Good oral, decent anal, and some ATM insues until scene ends with one of Lee Stone's better cumshots (a rarity) to her mug, bits on "face", in mouth, etc... Saana may be a blonde but she's got something about her (not just her tattoos) which makes it fun to watch...

Scene 4: Isabel Ice. I thought she was an American until she opened her mouth (to utter words, not just suck dick). She's very vocal throughout her scene, often making one return to reality for her over-the-top antics. The scene ends with her looking at the camera and up to the dude, muttering she wants cum all over her face, as the guy jerks off a decent load on her face, across her eyes, etc... So far, it's this DVD's best facial per se, but I still prefered Saana's so-called facial for some weird reason...

Scene 5: Michelle Banks. This cute-yet-nasty looking mulatto-like dish starts the scene quickly after her brief introduction. Lots of anal and ATM (as expected) goes on, until the dude jerks off to her mug, chin, cheek, and she finishes off with some post $ BJ action.

THE END.

Bonus material includes a BTS (Behind The Scenes) featuring Janet Alfano (camera posing mostly), Saana (camera posing and brief interview), and Isabel Ice, who's rather timid and shy-like in this BTS in comparison to her vocal-oriented scene.

Verdict; a rather standard run-of-the-mill anal-oriented feature, thumbs up for Carmen (because I'm sold out to her!) and the rather decent facial finishes on Saana and Isabel Ice. But fans of true hardcore nasty anal-oriented stuff may find this release rather "tame" in comparison to the ocean of other anal-oriented releases out there being discontinued as we speak.

By the way I was almost finished writing a lengthy review of the "I Love Kat" DVD when the XPT began freaking out and erased my entire post; I'll have to re-start all over again later when I get enopugh time to do so...

I LOVE KAT (New Sensations)

This 3 hour compilation features 8 scenes she did with New Sensations, dated back to 2006 (officially listed on the DVD). Having seen Kat in countless scenes and excerpts, I was expecting some of her usual nastyness, but suprisingly so, there's very little anal nor DP action on this compilation.

Scene 1; from "I Know You're watching #5", versus Mark Ashley. Tagged with one seriously hard-dicked stud, I excpect Kat to go through more of the usual motions in this scene, but it's always a pleasure to see her suck some hard cock in her tiny mouth. Scene ends when Mark jerks off with not much power/velocity to Kat's mug, must of the cum landing in and on her mouth, with some drops to her chest.

Scene 2; from "Double Play #2". The scene begins with Kat and Vanessa Lane sharing some girl on girl tease before Mr. Pete joins in. Lucky bastard gets to fuck both girls in their respective butts in a various series of positions, often with the unused girl prodiving some A2M relief. The scene ends as Pete Jerks off to both chicks' faces, with cum also landing in and on their mouths, with post BJ action until Pete seems to squeel from his over-sensitivity (blink and miss Vanessa freezing for a moment when she realises he's too sensitive).

Scene 3; from "Lil Latinas #2". Kat is once again paired witrh Mark Ashley in this slightly less well photographed scene. Again there's a serious lack of intensity we usually expect from these two performers as they seem to go through the usual porn motions. Eventually he jerks off to her face, filmed from a so-so angle, with most of the cum barely dripping inside her mouth with some drops below due to gravity. She offers some post BJ action...

Scene 4; from "Bangin' Black #2". I usually don't dig interacial scenes (it's not a racist thing; more on that later), but seeing Kat paired with Shane Diesel's thick black monster was a nice sight indeed. He seems to softly allow her to get herself working, often doing back for more oral gratification. A few positions later and he pops a barely visible load in her mouth. She post-sucks his tool, shows and plays with the cum a bit, sucks him sum more and swallows.

Scene 5; from "POV Fantasy #3" with Brother Love. Decked out in one of those "Cos-Play" school girl outfits, topped with a blue wig and what appears to be a paintball gun, she takes control over Brother Love in this POV segment where she seems to be more talkative that usual. Scene ends as she jerks off a powerful load pretty much all over/across the map (i.e. in/on mouth, face, mug, cheeks), with a wee bit hitting her wig. So far the best "facial" of the feature!

Scene 6; from "Dirty Little Stories" imitates the "MTV Cribs" style of filming, as Kat tours her new house (bought by "hubby" Dick Nasty) to the female cameraman (or at least a female never showing herself on camera). Dick arrives home, hugs Kat, and their guest, Mr Marcus, gets a BJ 2 and a 1/2 seconds after entering the door. They move to a more comfy spot (the couch) and the scene unfolds as Marcus throws Kat through the usual motions, all the while Dick is basically just sitting around. Scene ends with a weak pop on Kat's tongue, with post BJ action, swallow and smile!

Scene 7; from "Double Teamed #4". Kat is finally doing a 3-way with Chris Charming and Marco Duato providing the dicks. They both fuck most her holes, alternating between ends and oriffices, until they both jack off "Euro-Style" with most of the cum ending up in and on/around her mouth, and it even seems that Marco's load just jizzes everywhere but on target, at times. Still, a decent end to a decent scene.

Scene 8; from "Black Inside". Kat faces Rico Strong who at first appears to have a nice long black dick until we realise he isn't really hard; he's just built that way. She takes her through the usual positions, often getting a quick suck here and there, until he jerks off a rather dissapointing load mostly in her mouth.

THE END

Verdict; if you're a fan of Kat, and expect her usual nastyness to shine, you may be displeased by the obvious lack of multiples and anal/DP activities in this 3-hour DVD. But if you enjoy watching Kat (I like to watch her stuffing her throat with nice big cocks, but that's my tastes) even if it's just (mostly) the standard one-on-one action, then you probably will find something worthwhile to watch in this compilation.

Bonus Features: There's a ton of stills/photos in the slideshow, with alot of New Sensation stuff we haven't seen in the scenes presented in this compilation. Trailers included are for more recent releases.

YOUNG AND THIRSTY (Excessive Entertainment)

Brought to us by the late Jon Dough, this is another wonderfully simple mostly gonzo and/or POV shot wonder featuring such cutey pies as Tory Lane, Deja Daire, Avena Lee and Lacey Tom, Channel Chavez, and Kat.

Pretty much every scene begins with a 1 on 1 BJ only mini scene ending with a pop in the mouth, then moving to a more numerous scene (3 guys and more on one girl) where all the pops are captured orally and swallowed, often with the girl in the scene being told to say she's thristy and wants some more.

Scene 1 has Tory Lane doing some housecleaning until the cameraman (Jon Dough in most sequences I suspect) finds her with a dick in her mouth. She orally and verbally does her skills true before he pops a load in her mouth, she swallows, and says it's not enough.

Enters what appears to be three other cocks who proceed to turn this into a very hot scene with lots of anal and DP, with A2M and other nasty goodies we'd come to expect from all involved in this production. Three cocks pop inside her mouth one after the other, and she swallows all 3 loads. But it's not enough she claims, so more cocks appear, each jerking a load in her mouth, followed by some swallowing. Jon Dough even pops his load mid-way through (POV style) in case you're curious.

Scene 2 is the cute little Kat who also takes a break from housecleaning to suck off some lucky guy's cock. Her oral skills proove no match so he quickly discharges a load in her mouth, which she proudly shows and swallows.

Soon afterwards three other dicks appear and they fuck all her holes nice and nasty and fast, switching holes throughout. Eventually one guy pops in her mouth (and quite a load too), followed by a second, and for the third pop, two guys end up creaming her braces. Jon Dough then gets sucked off POV style before dropping a load in her mouth. She then takes 5 more loads (!) in her mouth, swallowing every one with relish. That's 11 loads total!

Scene 3 is the different recipe as it's one guy with two girls (Avena Lee and Lacey Tom). This is more standard porn fare with loads of quick BJ pauses between position switch(es). Eventually the dude jerks off in Avena's mouth, she snowballs to Lacey Tom who then swallows.

You think it's over but Jon Dough behind the camera gets some POV sucking from Avena Lee who gets rewarded with a load in her mouth, which she once again snowballs to Lacey Tom. I'm not usually a fan of 2 chicks on one guy action, but this one prooved interesting throughout.

Scene 4 is our resident "CLR" (don't ask) Deja Daire who is her usual "charming" self. After dropping the housecleaning she sucks a guy off until he spunks inside her mouth, which she gleefully swallows without hesitation. But it's not enough, she's still thristy she claims.

Enter the guys with their hard ons, who proceed to try to fuck the shit out of all her holes, often taking turns at fucking her "Anal PileDriver" (or "Anal Piler" as I call it), sticking their own assholes on her face for her to lick clean. First one dicks pops in her mouth and she swallows. Dick number two and number 3 do the same, and she swallows both loads. The another three dicks come in and each juices in her mouth one after the other, all the while she swallows after every drop... Not bad Deja!

Scene 5 features the latina Channez Chavez who's also housecleaning (notice a pattern here?). She first starts off by sucking Jon Dough POV style, who quickly pops (probably prematurely) inside her mouth, which she of course and obviously shows to us and then swallows. I'm thristy she says, and wants some more.

Enter three dicks (one of which is Randy Spears') who put her through another series of positions with all orifices being stuffed simultaneously. The guys change positions and holes, with plenty of A2M and stuff. The first two guys to pop in her mouth do it almost at the same time, and she swallows both loads. Then another dick comes in, jerks off, and she swallows his jizz. Jon Dough is up and ready again, giving her yet another load for her to swallow. Finally the last guy (? how many guys are there?) does the same (with a bit of cum actually landing on her lip), and yeah, you guessed it, she swallows again!

THE END

Verdict; I am sold to Jon Dough, from his "Devil's Films" productions through his "Red Light District" stint, the guy knew how to shoot POV and great scenes. YOUNG AND THIRSTY is no exception, with this not being just another oral-only and swallow feature, thanks to its massive amounts of infuriating fucking. I'm not a fan of swallowing scenes, but this DVD is still a keeper thanks to each yummy-looking girls's enthousiastic and no holds barred approach. A winner, in my books; not the all-time classic, but a deffinite worthy addition to my collection.

Bonus feature is a BTS (Behind The Scenes) which features extra and and rest-pit-stop footage featuring Tory Lane, Kat, Avena Lee / Lacey Tom, and Chanez Chavez who appears dehydraded mid-way through her scene

and for myself

CRAZY IN THE HEAD, CRAZY IN THE BED
(Lethal Hardcore)
directed by Stoney Curtis

Another cheapie I found which I bought (once again) strictly for seeing Eva Angelina paired up with two dicks in her scene. But whatever;

There's anal in most scenes, although Eva's only 2 guys on 1 scene doesn't even get one.

scene 1: Ashley Raines begin the post intro credits with a bit of "BTS" insight on some weird thoughts of hers. FFWD through her scene and miss some funny bits and odd-paced stops & comments. It's a cute take on a "fucked" up concept which ends when the dude jerks off to her face from her side; she's got her mouth & eyes closed for most of the damage which pretty much ended mostly to her "face"/mug, mouth, and drops to the floor. Yet she still smiles!

scene 2: Roxetta, whom I found to be quite enjoyable to watch, goes through her "story" before chowing down on some man meat. She's "serious" and very determined in her skills, switching positions to get cock in ass throughout most of the scene. Lucky guy jerks off from Roxetta's side a load to her "face", with most of it ending up "to" her mouth and chin. Not a bad way to finish a scene!

scene 3: Eva Angelina versus 2 guys. She begins by talking about how much she used to smoke before her days in porn. Need I say more? There's nothing I can say about her without being biased. 2 cocks but no anal and no DP, ending with a "EuroStyle" cumshot mostly to her mouth/chin and breasts.

scene 4: Lindsay Lane also begins her scene with a bit of "weird" thoughts. As predicted the scene unfolds with one cock perforating her every hole with good "old" nasty relish. She grunts and squeals in approaval. Scene ends when "my fav" (haha) Lee Stone squirts out a small load to the side (next) of her mouth, in what must have been the 3rd or 4rth pop of his day.

scene 5: It's Sierra Sinn's time to get the concept rolling with more talking footage, not entirely available on the BTS. It's another gusto of a scene, with some high vocal and energy almost throughout. She finishes things of by taking a pop to her "mug", but there's not enough goo nor power to provide a satisfactory end to such a scene.

THE END

Verdict; a decent "low-grade" type of effort. If it wasn't for the BTS I'd thought this was almost low-budget. It's a pretty standard ride through their own "gimmick" intro (isn't that all porn now?) but has some very enthousiastic performances with some rather varied-looking cast (considering Roxetta versus Sierra Sinn for example). Like I said, cheap ass porn review of old discontinued and often uncredited porn finds at the liquidation spots.

Bonus footage is some BTS which shows most girls' pre-scene checking out the lingering & clothing bag, with some interview and back & forth between cameraman & featured girl of the scene. We get to see some footage of the Eva on the cover picture session with the guys and the "fan" (i.e. ventillator)

Wow , thats alot of typing right there

Thanks for the reviews

Cheap @$$ porn reviews continue, this time with an oldie but a deffinite goodie:

LEX THE IMPALER #1 (Evil Empire)
directed by Jules Jordan.

I got lucky since I found a USA version of this DVD (produced by Tricia Devereaux no less) a few years back in a local store's cheapy bin. Go figure!

Although this DVD features Lexington Steele as main dick protagonist throughout the entire feature, it is Jules Jordan's camera work which make this one a deffinite winner.

Scene 1; Lex meets up with the tiny but cute as hell April Flowers (aka April Summers) outside in the backyard, for some condom-clad one on one action. Even with a rubber, Lex often needs to pull out of April's orifices, take a breather, and make with some of his trademark facial expressions. The scene unfolds as we'd expect without anal action mind you (as opposed to what is advertised on the DVD's back cover), until Lex jerks off to April's face, with most of the cum landing in/on her mouth and mug area. She sucks some more and spits out the cum.

Scene 2; Missed by fans Miko Lee decked up in a nice outfit complete with "horse tail" dildo firmly up her ass, begins the second scene. She walks around for a bit until Lex moves in on her. She provides him with some oral relief (scope out the xtra footage for more) while alternative in various positions, switching from her pussy to her ass to accomodate Lex's big tool. She doesn't take him balls deep, but looks damn fine trying. Scene ends when Lex jerks off a nice "power" load "bullseye" across Miko's face (a thick strand)! She gives some post $ BJ action. Rack this one up as a deffinitite winner!

Scene 3; Darla Crane, a rather thick-looking almost "MILF"-like woman, yet strangely appealing, shows up to take Lex's cock in every single one of her holes in this shot inside sequence. Lex twists and turns Darla's thick body over her and over there, much to everyone's delight. Scene ends when he tries to jerk off on her face, but most cum missed main target, so ends up mostly in/on her mouth. Darla also provides post $ BJ action... Another nice Lex performance for certain!

Scene 4; UK Layla Jade and Australian Jessie J and two performers I recall sometimes working with each other in various scenes. This one has Lex luckily plowing each girl in every possible hole and then sum, all the while the girls also play with each other and use a dildo for extra leverage. Beautiful stuff might I add. Scene ends when Lex pops a load on Layla Jade's butt & Jessie J's mouth & "face"... A so-so $-shot but after a flick like this so far, it's all good...

Scene 5; Sophie Evans, no stranger to Lex's cock, teases incredibly smoothly and sensualy while Lex lurks nearby. Through a barred doorway she sucks his cock to everyone's delight, and looks nothing but stunning while doing so, decked out in one of those ultra sexy red PVC corset-like thingies. He puts her through the motions, although I didn't notice any anal action in this scene, a rarity when both these respective performers are concerned. Scene ends when Lex jerks off to her face, she BJs a troke in her mouth, and provides post $ jerk off relief. Not an incredibly impressive $ shot but an A+ for deffinite heat and effort!

THE END

Verdict; Count this one as a deffinite must in my own collection. Miko Lee, Sophie Evans, and all the girls look absolutly scorching hot and tasty, and everyone looks like they're having a great time (except April Summers @ times, who appears to be thinking she got more than she bargained for). The "film" is pure Jules Jordan, from the opening tease shots all the way to the nicely captured cumshots. Even if you are not a fan of interacial material, I strongly suggest this title. My 1/2 brother Zef does too.

Bonus Feature; this being a USA release, it's chock full of the usual bonus material we've come to expect from such products;

Extra footage includes BTS photo sessions with the girls, extra sex not included in the 37 minute longer than Canadian release feature, OutTakes (bloopers?), fetish menu option, photo gallery, mini bios & cast listings, etc...

Strongly recommended for fans of well shot smut, great looking ladies, and Lexingston Steele.

I walked in a local rental store's X-section in the back after the owner clerk said everything was up for sale. The first title to pop in my eye sight was a VHS (yes, believe it or not!) of a title I've been looking for for ages now;

Michael Stefano's
ULTIMATE ASSES #1 (Platinum X Pictures)

This little baby was on my DVD wish list for ages, but somehow getting Platinum X releases through my regular contacts isn't as simple or easy as it looks, so I immediatly jumped on the VHS version I found.

Scene 1; Ebony cutey Green Eyes, aka Ebony Green, start things off paired up with two studs for a very nice intro to the movie with penetration and oral throughout. It's a great way to begin a flick, and she looks really good taking cocks up every hole. Scene ends when both guys jerk off "Euro Style" to her "face" area, with gravity making most of the cum basically dribble around her mouth area.

Scene 2; Austin O'Riley's a fun-looking blonde who gets to have her holes plugged repeatedly by Marc Davis (he's still active? Damn!). Lucky Marc gets to sample ample of Austin's various charms, with anal pile drivers, ATMs, etc... Scene ends when he jerks off to her mug, with most cum landing in/on/around the mouth area. Very decent at the very least!

Scene 3; Velvet Rose, an ebony-looking chick with blonde hair, is teamed up with Brian Pumper, who takes her on a ride in all her orifices throughout the length of their scene together. It's very well shot and barely has any forgettable moments. He ends things by jerking off on her tongue (in her mouth), with some cum spilling out, and some cum rub.

Scene 4; CARMEN VERA (the reason why I bought this release; just look at her on the cover!). Spanish hottie (in my opinion) Carmen takes on 2 studs in this very sloppy and very oral-oriented scene, until she starts taking each cock in her holes, culminating with a series of DPs that make her squeal and squelch in her usual raspy voice. Scene ends with a Euro-Style cumshot, where most of the cum ends up to her mouth and chin area. In case you haven't figured it out, I'm royally sold to Carmen...

Scene 5; is the incomparable Jada Fire, who takes on Michael's cock in her pussy and ass even before she gives him oral sex, whereas by the time she orally satisfies the cock, it's deffinate ATM territory. She looks amazing with her usual on-screen attitude shinning thorughout. Scene ends when he jerks off a load ; lots of cum (but no power), thick on her mug & closed mouth. She plays a wee bit with it before the fade out

THE END

Verdict; Like I said; I was sold to Carmen before this film was even viewed. Big props to Jada Fire, Green Eyes, and even Austin O'Riley who manages to keep things interesting even if she is teamed up with Marc Davis. If you're a fan of Platinum X material, this is no exception to the rule; hot action, hot photography, with rarely a moment of boring forgettable footage; I count this one a winner and permanent addition to my collection, even if it is still just a VHS tape!

No bonus footage on VHS tape, sorry!

For myself, I say thumbs up !

Thanks for the reviews, I've read about half of them, and look forward to the rest.

Is this you? CLICKY

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I figured I's stay on course and review this one:

LEX THE IMPALER #2 (Evil Empire)
directed by Jules Jordan.

This DVD was actually the very 1st Jules Jordan DVD I had ever bought; a return from a video shop, so my contact "gave" me the disc (without a cover, but it did have the Regie sticker, so it's all official) with other purchases.

Lexington Returns in his pre-solo outings with Jules Jordan at the helm in this series of one-on-one with some of the industry's (at the time) more recogniseable female talent.

Scene 1: After Lex briefly gives us a bit of mumbo jumbo on the "concept" of his series, he gets to bang Shyla Stylez (back in the day when she still looked like that bit part she had on "Dark Angel"). Without going in too much detail, she looks splendid, completelly into getting Lex to ram his shaft into all of her holes (hint hint). After a decently-lengthed scene, we end with a trademark Lex jerk-off to her face, with some cum actually flying past the target. A deffinite hot moment to begin the disc!

Scene 2: Ryan Connor, vitually unknown to me @ the time, gets to service Lex's big organ next by starting things off with a sweet yet relishing BJ performance which grabbed my attention. Lex gets to fuck her in all 3 available holes before jerking off a decent load across her face/kisser. She looked great throughout.

Scene 3: Alexa Rae is next and although she looks and accesorises the part, I always felt she thought she was "too good" for porn. Nonetheless she slowly and seductively gets close to Lex and they start things off slowly with (GASP!) some foreplay! She looks great giving head, and Lex gets to fuck her in a few steps and a half, no anal (obviously), before he pops another typical Lex blast across her mug. Alexa always looks good wearing a facial, especially the more copious ones!

Scene 4: August Knight, another starlet who I always thought didn't quite "fit in" the buisness (see Alexa Rae) is next. After she gets off the runmill she is treated to Lex poking her mouth and eventually her pussy is a series of well shot (albeit slightly-off-balanced lighting) sex positions, before Lex jerks off to her face, with most cum landing on the side of her mug and cheek. Not bad, not bad at all, if you're a fan of August!

Scene 5: The ever-so-cute Monica Sweetheart is the last lucky lady to take Lex on for a ride, or her ride the Lex (whatever!). Going through the motions, Monica looks wonderfully cutish while trying to suck down the Lex rod. He fucks both her holes, there's A2M oviously, and things end up on a high note with Lex gushing out another very good load for the guy, which lands mostly across Monica's mug and mouth. Deffinatly a nice way to end this scene.

THE END.

Verdict: Like I said; 1st exposure to JJ photography, and impressed by Lex' continual and never-ending "impaling" of the ladies. I also dig all the girls in this DVD (especially the last 3 for looks, and Shyla for her "spunk") so it's no surprise that I liked this one either as much, if not more, than the 1st Lex The Impaler, except for the fact this is obviously an edited-down with no bonus footage Canadian version...

Bonus Footage; would you believe the fuckheads who mastered this edited Canadian version actually put the Scene Selections as bonus features?

Nice work! Keep this thread going, or spread em around the forum.

Nice thread. Every Woman's Fantasy vol.3, sounds very interesting. Thanks for the reviews, well done!

AntoniEL

THANKS MUCH Mr. SmutPOV and AntoniEL; I will try to make as many reviews as time permits! Cheers guys!

Might as well stay on with Lex-flavoured titles, so here's

THE BLACK BASTARD, #1 (w/ Lexington Steele)
from ANABOLIC

Obviously a collection of scenes involving Lexington Steele in various pre-2001 scenes he shot with them.

scene 1 (from "Balls Deep #1): Jade Marcella, an oldie but goodie who never failed in any of the scenes or sniplets I've ever seen her in, gets two dicks to work her skills and get royally fucked every which way but clean. She's a sloppy bitch when given the chance to work down on some cock. Lex and Vince Voyeur work through a bunch of positions and all her holes, before Vince unloads in/on her mose (& bit nose) & gravity drops. But Lex isn't ready yet so continues to fuck her for about 30 seconds until she takes another cool-looking pop to her kisser. Not EuroStyle $-shot, but a worthy 2 on1 facial.

scene 2 (from "Nice Rack #1"): Here's another one of those euro starlets with about 20 pseudonyms accredited to her. Let's go with RUMIKA POWERS. We get Vince Voyeur and Lex teaming up again to give their trademark USA brand beef approaved by the Romanian-born embassador. The guys take turn fucking her hole(s) and switching ends before they land a DP. The guys end jerking off to her mug EuroStyle, with a hefty and thick amount of man goo ending up (very messy nonetheless!) on her mouth/mug/chin area, with gravity drops to tits/chest and the floor (of course!). Deffinatly decent at least!

scene 3 (from "Up Your Ass #11"): Aspen Brock gets the interacial ride of her post 90s life when Lex and old timer Jake Steed (aka "The Claw") are the cocks (en)listed here. There's some decently shot BJ oral action happening and some ball sucking too (not really my thing, but...) before rimming Jake and taking a cock straight up her ass. Things escalate from there, the heat varies, and finally both guys jerk off EuroStyle on her "face" & mug; Jake hits more the bullseye than Lex does, but the combined effort is worthwhile!

scene 4 (from "Initiations #9"): Shyla Stylez, already very familiar with Lex, gets another ride off his meat pump. In the intro bit there's a pop-up claiming she's originally from Vancouver, BC, Canada... Hmmmm..... The lucky bastard gets to pop twice in this scene, 1st by giving her what appears to be an accidental anal doggy creampie, which she provides some appreciated A2M, and later on, he also "drops" to her "face", most of it landing on her mouth area. Beautiful. I do find her somewhat stumilating...

scene 5 (from "Bring'um Young #7"): ICE LA FOX looks rather "white" compared to Lex's dark complexion. She gives him a decent blowjob to start things off, complete with hand pumping action. The fucking insues first via the RCG position, Lex turns her around for some doggy, then she rides his CG, and he twists her around for some mish variants. No anal in this scene. It ends when Lex pops an OK load to her mouth, cheek, and chin. Byebye!

scene 6 (from "World Sex Tour #16 "): This is the reason I bought this DVD; Julia Taylor, the hot-looking but cold-performing redhead from Hungary, and one of my favorite blondes, often misbilled, mispelt, and miscredited as Judith Kostner. I call her Judit or Judita. She appeared in tons of older euro releases (Marc Dorcel anyone?). In any case, both hotties get Lex and Vince to do tons of switcheroos before Lexington pops first, semi "drop" style to Jidita's "face" (landing mostly to her mouth/mug area), and next Vince drops his contribution on both chick's mugs. Would have loved seeing a 2nd Lex hampster shot.

Verdict: if you're a fan of Lexington Steele, you can't go wrong. If you own most of the titles from which these scenes are taken from, it's gonna be a waste of your $$$. The girls look nice, the camera work is mostly rather good to impressive, and I do suggest this compilation if your main concern is Lexington Steele and you don't want to hunt down all those original titles just for those specific scenes. Thumbs up in my opinion!

Bonus Features; no bonus features on this Canadian version, however each scene is seperated by various little "nothings", such as "The Faces Of Lex" (a small micro montage of various Lex sex faces), The Lexter (where subtitles are included during a little talking bit with Lex), and some quicky $-shot edits from other scenes not included on this DVD.

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"SPACE INVADERZ" (Evil Empire)
Directed by Jules Jordan

I picked this one (nay, I ordered it through 1 of my contacts) years ago because I am a fan of multiple guys on 1 girl, and I do enjoy a few of the featured girls' performances...

Scene 1: AURORA SNOW fills out an application for Jules' upcoming scene. Apparently she's supposed to do some double vag or double anal in this scene, but the watered-down canadian version I ended up with seemed to include strickly the straightfoward DP action... Nonetheless Aurora is a cute one, one of Zef's (my 1/2 bro) favorites, and she can take anything anyone throws at her... On screen that is! The three cocks fill her holes good and plenty, switching around so that everyone gets a sample of each of her holes. Scene ends when one dick cums on her mouth and nose, followed by more fucking; dude #2 Appears to try to do the same as dude #1, with less success... After more fucking, dick #3 also tries to repeat the cumshot, with again moderate success. Aurora gargles the cumshots in her mouth and swallows them all in one big gulp...

Scene 2: Jessica, aka Jessica Dee (I think) was a euro import no stranger to folks following porn in that period. She takes again three cocks on for some decent switcheroo action, all cocks filling up all her holes in a variety of positions. It's deffinatly not bad at all! Scene ends with one cock jerking to her mouth and cheek, then after more fucking, cock #2 does the same, followed by more fucking until the 3rd dick also sploodges in/on her mouth area. Jessica doesn't swallow at all at the end...

Scene 3: Justine Romee has the spunk an attitude to render such scenes fun to watch even if you're not into her particular looks. Again she is "paired" with three cocks to have her holes filled with, and they put her through the motions for a while, alternating holes and whatnot, until the 1st guy "shoots" in her mouth / on her tongue. Dude #2 also jerks a small little load in her mouth... The third dick juices up a bit more on her mouth area... The camerawork fails slightly here to see if Justine swallows or not...

Scene 4: JUDY STAR (a fellow pornstarlet from MTL) is paired here with three cocks, and hearing her broken english is always a delight. She gets some decent penetration in all her holes from 3 cocks in this scene too. It all finishes when, lying down, she gets; 1st a little jizz spray to her mouth/mug and "face" area, 2nd dude drops to her face and mouth (getting better!), and the third cock uloads in and on her mouth and cheek. Not a bad scene at all!

Scene 5: "JOY", apparently also from MTL begins her scene in a minivan, but the action quickly goes inside the house rental of the day. Joy seems a bit off in her scene, but it must be the lack of USA directed gonzo experience. She takes on three cocks to herself too in her scene, with all cummers plugging away her 3 holes, switching extremities so everyone gets a sample of her individual orifices. Scene ends with 3 loads on her kisser; 1st is mostly on her chin and tits, 2nd jizzes mostly in her mouth, and the 3rd gets to hit her inner mouth and tongue. Not bad not bad!

Verdict: If you're a fan of Jules Jordan's earlier photography, this will work for you. If you dig the girls in the feature, watching them take on 3 cocks and getting DPed is a fine ride indeed! Myself I bought this strictly for Judy and Aurora, being amongst my saught-after stars of the era.

Bonus Features: Absolutly ZERO (nada) bonus material in this edited for Canadian content DVD. This version was released before the Canadian distributors began releasing full-on USA content releases, so alot of porn from that time had to be clocked under the 120 minutes maximum length at the time.

HUSTLER is well known for their mostly standard and softer-oriented traditional porn, so this "Hardline" sub-label makes up for it for nasty sex scenes.

STUFFED (#1)

I bought this one strictly because it was DPs all the way and for Jayna Oso...

Scene 1: HARMONY begins by talking a bit to the camera on the couch, and she then plays with a didlo on herself before the 2 cocks for hire show up, sticking it in her mouth, often trying at at double oral. They take turns fucking her various holes, changing positions until the DP action starts, which also includes some DPP. Scene ends with a EuroStyle cumshot; fist cock J/O's inside her mouth so we don't see much. Second cock J/O's mostly on her mug, mouth, and gravity drops. Not bad at all for Harmony!

Scene 2: SANDRA ROMAIN doesn't talk much in her introduction; she plays with herself and inserts a dildo up her pussy before the 2 cocks of the days show up. She takes them on like no other, squeezing both dicks inside her mouth throughout the scene. Eventually after pussy and anal sex she goes for the DP, which moves into DAP and DPP. She even squirts a bit during the scene! It ends with another EuroStyle cumshot; Marco Duato jerks off with no power/velocity mostly in her mouth and gravity drops. Second cocks also jerks without velocity to her mouth area, drops, followed by a quick post BJ cleanup before the fade out.

Scene 3: ADRIANNA NICOLE, a cute-ish blonde talks a bit on the couch before the two cocks enter the scene and proceed to stuff her mouth. The scene unfolds as they take turns at her ends, before we see some decent DP action, followed by some DAP in various positions. Scene ends with another EuroStyle cumshot; #1 J/O's mostly in her mouth and gravity drops, #2 jerks off mostly inside her mouth; the fade out happens too fast so there is no swallowing nor post BJ cleanup...

Scene 4: JAYNA OSO is the reason I bought this DVD (mostly). She talks for a bit before the two hired dicks come in and proceed to try to stuff both their cocks in her mouth at once. They take turns at each extremity before the DP action begins, which also takes place in various positions. Jayna also does some DAP and some DPP before the EuroStyle cumshot finale, where both dicks jerk off and cum at once mostly in/on her mouth area, and drops to her chest. Yeah I am sold to Jayna Oso, I can't trully explain it, but I find her very hot to watch!

Scene 5: JOANNA ANGEL (who became a favorite after this cockless scene) talks a bit on the couch before she starts to finger herself, inserting a finger in her ass before too long. She takes a flesh-colored fake cock and sticks it in her pussy for a while. She puts it aside, takes a black dildo and fucks herself in the ass. She takes a 2nd (red) dildo and inserts it in her pussy for a DIY DP. Then she puts the red dildo aside, picks up a blue one, and sticks it with the black dildo in her ass for some DIY DAP. She finishes off the scene trying to stick both the black and the blue dildo in her mouth at once.

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Verdict; I enjoy most of the girls present in this DVD; Jayna Oso's a no-brainer, Harmony does a damn fine scene, and Sandra Romain's got nothing to proove to anyone who's seen her in action. Joanna Angel's solo scene is also oddly stimulating, mainly because she seems so much into it. A keeper in my opinion if (like myself) you didn't pay much for the DVD

Bonus Features: Every scene has multpiple chapters, there's a "Select A Star" option menu, a BTS where everyone (including the males) gets to talk a bit, a slideshow, some Hustler previews, some VCA previews, the usual Hustler Sex Talk (phone sex adds) and other Hustler-oriented promos

I appreciate all your effort, but porn reviews without pictures are lame.