Cheap @$$ porn reviews continue, this time with an oldie but a deffinite goodie:
LEX THE IMPALER #1 (Evil Empire)
directed by Jules Jordan.
I got lucky since I found a USA version of this DVD (produced by Tricia Devereaux no less) a few years back in a local store's cheapy bin. Go figure!
Although this DVD features Lexington Steele as main dick protagonist throughout the entire feature, it is Jules Jordan's camera work which make this one a deffinite winner.
Scene 1; Lex meets up with the tiny but cute as hell April Flowers (aka April Summers) outside in the backyard, for some condom-clad one on one action. Even with a rubber, Lex often needs to pull out of April's orifices, take a breather, and make with some of his trademark facial expressions. The scene unfolds as we'd expect without anal action mind you (as opposed to what is advertised on the DVD's back cover), until Lex jerks off to April's face, with most of the cum landing in/on her mouth and mug area. She sucks some more and spits out the cum.
Scene 2; Missed by fans Miko Lee decked up in a nice outfit complete with "horse tail" dildo firmly up her ass, begins the second scene. She walks around for a bit until Lex moves in on her. She provides him with some oral relief (scope out the xtra footage for more) while alternative in various positions, switching from her pussy to her ass to accomodate Lex's big tool. She doesn't take him balls deep, but looks damn fine trying. Scene ends when Lex jerks off a nice "power" load "bullseye" across Miko's face (a thick strand)! She gives some post $ BJ action. Rack this one up as a deffinitite winner!
Scene 3; Darla Crane, a rather thick-looking almost "MILF"-like woman, yet strangely appealing, shows up to take Lex's cock in every single one of her holes in this shot inside sequence. Lex twists and turns Darla's thick body over her and over there, much to everyone's delight. Scene ends when he tries to jerk off on her face, but most cum missed main target, so ends up mostly in/on her mouth. Darla also provides post $ BJ action... Another nice Lex performance for certain!
Scene 4; UK Layla Jade and Australian Jessie J and two performers I recall sometimes working with each other in various scenes. This one has Lex luckily plowing each girl in every possible hole and then sum, all the while the girls also play with each other and use a dildo for extra leverage. Beautiful stuff might I add. Scene ends when Lex pops a load on Layla Jade's butt & Jessie J's mouth & "face"... A so-so $-shot but after a flick like this so far, it's all good...
Scene 5; Sophie Evans, no stranger to Lex's cock, teases incredibly smoothly and sensualy while Lex lurks nearby. Through a barred doorway she sucks his cock to everyone's delight, and looks nothing but stunning while doing so, decked out in one of those ultra sexy red PVC corset-like thingies. He puts her through the motions, although I didn't notice any anal action in this scene, a rarity when both these respective performers are concerned. Scene ends when Lex jerks off to her face, she BJs a troke in her mouth, and provides post $ jerk off relief. Not an incredibly impressive $ shot but an A+ for deffinite heat and effort!
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Verdict; Count this one as a deffinite must in my own collection. Miko Lee, Sophie Evans, and all the girls look absolutly scorching hot and tasty, and everyone looks like they're having a great time (except April Summers @ times, who appears to be thinking she got more than she bargained for). The "film" is pure Jules Jordan, from the opening tease shots all the way to the nicely captured cumshots. Even if you are not a fan of interacial material, I strongly suggest this title. My 1/2 brother Zef does too.
Bonus Feature; this being a USA release, it's chock full of the usual bonus material we've come to expect from such products;
Extra footage includes BTS photo sessions with the girls, extra sex not included in the 37 minute longer than Canadian release feature, OutTakes (bloopers?), fetish menu option, photo gallery, mini bios & cast listings, etc...
Strongly recommended for fans of well shot smut, great looking ladies, and Lexingston Steele.