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#423814 - 05/15/09 05:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
MrBelvedere AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/19/07 Posts: 510	I didn't know Restoration had linen's. Anthropologie has nice stuff too.
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#423815 - 05/15/09 05:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#423816 - 05/15/09 10:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
DukeSkywalker AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/16/09 Posts: 438 Loc: Jersey Strong all day long	Quote: They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes. happy belated bday g-baby duke _________________________ My Blog www.dukeskywalker.com Follow me on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/dukeskywalker
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#423817 - 05/15/09 10:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Happy Birthday Gia!!!
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#423818 - 05/15/09 11:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah! _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#423819 - 05/24/09 05:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Choda Boy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/18/05 Posts: 138 Loc: Nunyo Biznass	Still one of my favorite Gia vids... Breakdown Girls Used _________________________ "If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems."
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#423820 - 05/24/09 05:53 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
aminkia Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/23/08 Posts: 176	Quote: Still one of my favorite Gia vids... Breakdown Girls Used This is how porn scene should always end... Gia ass is... _________________________ I hate when guys say every girl can squirt then they proceed to finger fuck you like an epileptic jack hammer.(gia jordan)
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#423821 - 05/24/09 06:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah! _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#423822 - 05/24/09 08:26 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	I look forward to your dominion of ARRP: Get those oldies all anal and shit! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#423823 - 05/24/09 09:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: I look forward to your dominion of AARP : Get those oldies all anal and shit! Kind of like your dominion of NAMBLA. Getting those young boys all anal and shit! _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#423824 - 05/24/09 09:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah! I don't have anything to contribute except reposting this pic. If my tongue were toilet paper..... _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#423825 - 05/25/09 07:40 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	...she'd still complain that it looked fat. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#423826 - 05/25/09 11:09 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Then give her something else to do with her mouth. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#423827 - 05/25/09 05:53 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Good point, but I'd be tempted to make a deposit in her eye in an effort to make her photos more resemblant to the Camera of Death. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#423828 - 05/26/09 02:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Whoremonger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 03/08/09 Posts: 41 Loc: London, England	Quote: Still one of my favorite Gia vids... Breakdown Girls Used I think its safe to say that having sex with that hobo was the lowest point of gias career. _________________________ All whores have low self esteem,some lower than others.
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#423829 - 05/26/09 08:43 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	are there any clips out there of Gia getting pissed on _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#423830 - 05/26/09 11:32 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Still one of my favorite Gia vids... Breakdown Girls Used Based on the first 2 minutes of this clip, I think Gia is not far from her first mainstream appearance. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#423831 - 05/26/09 04:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Still one of my favorite Gia vids... Breakdown Girls Used Based on the first 2 minutes of this clip, I think Gia is not far from her first mainstream appearance. Old... It's the Barnacle Bob clip, yes?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#423832 - 05/12/10 04:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Anonymous Unregistered	Bizzump. Sláinte mhaith, Ms. Jerkins.
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#423833 - 05/12/10 04:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Happy birthday Gia... - Lou _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#423835 - 05/12/10 05:55 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Cody Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 258	Happy birthday, Gia. _________________________ "You know your girl's a slut when she's doing the two-hand, twisty-turny." -Gia Jordan
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#423836 - 05/12/10 06:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Big Red AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 469 Loc: In the Slums of Jersey	Its that time of year again....Have a Great One G _________________________ "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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#423837 - 05/12/10 06:24 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe! Happy Birthday Baby G _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#423838 - 05/12/10 06:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	happy birthday gia yr a real class act! _________________________
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#423839 - 05/12/10 07:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Salutations G ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#423840 - 05/12/10 09:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	HappyBDayBaby Gians
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#423841 - 05/12/10 09:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Happy Birthday Baby G you are the best.
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#423842 - 05/12/10 09:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204
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#423843 - 05/12/10 09:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Jia Gordan, expecting another Walmart card from the parents this year? _________________________
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#423844 - 05/13/10 01:25 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!! I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!! Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?' Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#423845 - 05/13/10 02:07 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Awwww...thank you. I love my birthdayyyyssss!!!! I get to wear a tiara, wear pretty dresses, be a brat, be a baby, eat cake, get presents, and xpt well wishes! Perfect day. I think this should happen every day! Happy Birthday Gia!!!
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#423846 - 05/13/10 02:21 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Happy bday Gia, without you where would this forum be?
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#423847 - 05/13/10 02:47 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Yes post the wishlist
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#423848 - 05/13/10 02:49 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I hope you have a great birthday. _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#423849 - 05/13/10 08:17 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Have a fun birthday G. _________________________
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#423850 - 05/13/10 10:56 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Tom Slick Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 03/05/06 Posts: 41 Loc: IL	Happy Birthday Gia from Chicago from a fellow Taurus
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#423851 - 05/13/10 11:07 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!! I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!! Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?' Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot! Once a whore, always a whore. Go ahead and post a wish list. However please let us know which sucker actually gets you any of those items so we can ridicule the fuck out of them. This is a big birthday, because once you hit 40 next year it'll all be over. I know, because my 39th is in a couple of weeks. I plan on being on Ecstasy the entire year and then becoming responsible next year. Happy Birthday Gia. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#423852 - 05/13/10 11:37 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	you get better every year, gia! hope the cake is as sweet as your steaming hot pussy, and gaping butthole.
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#423853 - 05/13/10 01:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Demonbolloxs Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/25/09 Posts: 89
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#423854 - 05/13/10 02:04 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!! I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!! Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?' Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot! Once a whore, always a whore. Go ahead and post a wish list. However please let us know which sucker actually gets you any of those items so we can ridicule the fuck out of them. This is a big birthday, because once you hit 40 next year it'll all be over. I know, because my 39th is in a couple of weeks. I plan on being on Ecstasy the entire year and then becoming responsible next year. Happy Birthday Gia. no more faux20s for Gia. Blahhh... if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown I'd fucken buy Gia a Tory Burch anything cause she is just that awesome. Let me put it like this...People come here for two reasons, the first is to see what Gia has to say and the second is to get fucken beat. Monkey might rate his own digit but you can pull that one outta your ass and sniff it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#423855 - 05/13/10 04:06 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	In honor of the day when a Vag creampie gave us Geeahh Jordan, I present this introspective and RETROSpective gift, since she is a whorechild of the 80s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlycy9ZJ_E Now, does the baby G and anyone else remember this movie from 1984? It was one of a number of early-mid 80s teen trash flicks that I have always found to be extremely endearing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5YT1CF6eBw Pretty in Pink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNXxSbk27RI&feature=related Lick the Nuts (oops I mean Tins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_-44oibzuw it's Gia's 80s-ness that makes her cum gobbling so compelling If you have never seen this one, The LAst American Virgin, watch it!! All 9 parts are on You tube, I actually jerked off to the Louisa Moritz sex scene when this was on HBO back in 1983. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEF6vZqLBAE Like all 80s teen flicks, the soundtracks were awesome. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#423856 - 05/13/10 04:51 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I'd make you a Gucci bag shaped cake except. 1. You would never stick candles in it. 2. You would probably want some kind of organic cake made out of some kind of exotic grass or seaweed and I wouldn't have a clue how to bake it. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#423857 - 05/13/10 08:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Darrah Ford's ghost Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/06/09 Posts: 1321	Quote: if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown . BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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#423858 - 05/13/10 08:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Darrah Ford's ghost Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/06/09 Posts: 1321	Attachments 482432-happy birthday gia 2010.gif (13 downloads)
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#423859 - 05/14/10 05:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Happy belated Birthday Ms. Jordan, hope all your wishes came true on your candles. xoxo
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