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I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!

I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!!

Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?'

Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot!

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Once a whore, always a whore. Go ahead and post a wish list.

However please let us know which sucker actually gets you any of those items so we can ridicule the fuck out of them.

This is a big birthday, because once you hit 40 next year it'll all be over.

I know, because my 39th is in a couple of weeks. I plan on being on Ecstasy the entire year and then becoming responsible next year.

Happy Birthday Gia.

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no more faux20s for Gia.

Blahhh... if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown I'd fucken buy Gia a Tory Burch anything cause she is just that awesome.

Let me put it like this...People come here for two reasons, the first is to see what Gia has to say and the second is to get fucken beat. Monkey might rate his own digit but you can pull that one outta your ass and sniff it.