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#423814 - 05/15/09 05:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
I didn't know Restoration had linen's. Anthropologie has nice stuff too.

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#423815 - 05/15/09 05:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes.
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#423816 - 05/15/09 10:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
DukeSkywalker Offline
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Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes.




happy belated bday g-baby
duke
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#423817 - 05/15/09 10:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Happy Birthday Gia!!!

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#423818 - 05/15/09 11:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah!



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#423819 - 05/24/09 05:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Still one of my favorite Gia vids...

Breakdown Girls Used

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#423820 - 05/24/09 05:53 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
aminkia Offline
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Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 176
Quote:

Still one of my favorite Gia vids...

Breakdown Girls Used







This is how porn scene should always end...
Gia ass is...
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#423821 - 05/24/09 06:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Registered: 01/25/04
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baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah!








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#423822 - 05/24/09 08:26 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I look forward to your dominion of ARRP:

Get those oldies all anal and shit!

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#423823 - 05/24/09 09:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I look forward to your dominion of AARP :

Get those oldies all anal and shit!







Kind of like your dominion of NAMBLA. Getting those young boys all anal and shit!


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#423824 - 05/24/09 09:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah!







I don't have anything to contribute except reposting this pic. If my tongue were toilet paper.....
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#423825 - 05/25/09 07:40 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
...she'd still complain that it looked fat.
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#423826 - 05/25/09 11:09 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Then give her something else to do with her mouth.
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#423827 - 05/25/09 05:53 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Good point, but I'd be tempted to make a deposit in her eye in an effort to make her photos more resemblant to the Camera of Death.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#423828 - 05/26/09 02:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Whoremonger Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/08/09
Posts: 41
Loc: London, England
Quote:

Still one of my favorite Gia vids...

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I think its safe to say that having sex with that hobo was the lowest point of gias career.
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#423829 - 05/26/09 08:43 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43

are there any clips out there of Gia getting pissed on
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#423830 - 05/26/09 11:32 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Still one of my favorite Gia vids...
Breakdown Girls Used





Based on the first 2 minutes of this clip, I think Gia is not far from her first mainstream appearance.
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#423831 - 05/26/09 04:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Still one of my favorite Gia vids...
Breakdown Girls Used





Based on the first 2 minutes of this clip, I think Gia is not far from her first mainstream appearance.




Old...

It's the Barnacle Bob clip, yes?.
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#423832 - 05/12/10 04:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Anonymous
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Bizzump.

Sláinte mhaith, Ms. Jerkins.

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#423833 - 05/12/10 04:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Happy birthday Gia...

- Lou
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#423835 - 05/12/10 05:55 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Cody Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
Happy birthday, Gia.
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#423836 - 05/12/10 06:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Big Red Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Its that time of year again....Have a Great One G
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#423837 - 05/12/10 06:24 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
Happy Birthday Baby G
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#423838 - 05/12/10 06:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
happy birthday gia

yr a real class act!

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#423839 - 05/12/10 07:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Salutations G !
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#423840 - 05/12/10 09:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
HappyBDayBaby Gians

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#423841 - 05/12/10 09:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Happy Birthday Baby G you are the best.

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#423842 - 05/12/10 09:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
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#423843 - 05/12/10 09:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Jia Gordan, expecting another Walmart card from the parents this year?
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#423844 - 05/13/10 01:25 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!

I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!!

Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?'

Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot!
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#423845 - 05/13/10 02:07 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Awwww...thank you. I love my birthdayyyyssss!!!! I get to wear a tiara, wear pretty dresses, be a brat, be a baby, eat cake, get presents, and xpt well wishes! Perfect day.




I think this should happen every day! Happy Birthday Gia!!!

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#423846 - 05/13/10 02:21 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Happy bday Gia, without you where would this forum be?


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#423847 - 05/13/10 02:47 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Yes post the wishlist

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#423848 - 05/13/10 02:49 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
I hope you have a great birthday.
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#423849 - 05/13/10 08:17 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Have a fun birthday G.
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#423850 - 05/13/10 10:56 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Tom Slick Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/05/06
Posts: 41
Loc: IL
Happy Birthday Gia from Chicago from a fellow Taurus

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#423851 - 05/13/10 11:07 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!

I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!!

Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?'

Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot!




Once a whore, always a whore. Go ahead and post a wish list.

However please let us know which sucker actually gets you any of those items so we can ridicule the fuck out of them.

This is a big birthday, because once you hit 40 next year it'll all be over.

I know, because my 39th is in a couple of weeks. I plan on being on Ecstasy the entire year and then becoming responsible next year.

Happy Birthday Gia.
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#423852 - 05/13/10 11:37 AM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
you get better every year, gia! hope the cake is as sweet as your steaming hot pussy, and gaping butthole.

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#423853 - 05/13/10 01:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Demonbolloxs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89

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#423854 - 05/13/10 02:04 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!

I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!!

Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?'

Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot!




Once a whore, always a whore. Go ahead and post a wish list.

However please let us know which sucker actually gets you any of those items so we can ridicule the fuck out of them.

This is a big birthday, because once you hit 40 next year it'll all be over.

I know, because my 39th is in a couple of weeks. I plan on being on Ecstasy the entire year and then becoming responsible next year.

Happy Birthday Gia.




no more faux20s for Gia.

Blahhh... if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown I'd fucken buy Gia a Tory Burch anything cause she is just that awesome.

Let me put it like this...People come here for two reasons, the first is to see what Gia has to say and the second is to get fucken beat. Monkey might rate his own digit but you can pull that one outta your ass and sniff it.
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#423855 - 05/13/10 04:06 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
In honor of the day when a Vag creampie gave us Geeahh Jordan, I present this introspective and RETROSpective gift, since she is a whorechild of the 80s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlycy9ZJ_E



Now, does the baby G and anyone else remember this movie from 1984? It was one of a number of early-mid 80s teen trash flicks that I have always found to be extremely endearing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5YT1CF6eBw


Pretty in Pink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNXxSbk27RI&feature=related

Lick the Nuts (oops I mean Tins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_-44oibzuw


it's Gia's 80s-ness that makes her cum gobbling so compelling


If you have never seen this one, The LAst American Virgin, watch it!! All 9 parts are on You tube, I actually jerked off to the Louisa Moritz sex scene when this was on HBO back in 1983. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEF6vZqLBAE Like all 80s teen flicks, the soundtracks were awesome.

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#423856 - 05/13/10 04:51 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I'd make you a Gucci bag shaped cake except.

1. You would never stick candles in it.
2. You would probably want some kind of organic cake made out of some kind of exotic grass or seaweed and I wouldn't have a clue how to bake it.
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#423857 - 05/13/10 08:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown .





BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


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#423858 - 05/13/10 08:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321




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#423859 - 05/14/10 05:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Happy belated Birthday Ms. Jordan, hope all your wishes came true on your candles. xoxo

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