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#423764 - 05/13/09 10:51 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Happy birthday Gia!
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#423765 - 05/13/09 10:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Damn, it's birthday month here at XPT. Happy Bday Gia! Raw Vegan chocolate mousse pie for you 
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#423767 - 05/13/09 10:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Awwww...thank you. I love my birthdayyyyssss!!!! I get to wear a tiara, wear pretty dresses, be a brat, be a baby, eat cake, get presents, and xpt well wishes! Perfect day. Ok, I'm off to Malibu to go pet some dogs and do lunch. Have a wonderful spring day, everyone!
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#423769 - 05/13/09 11:03 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Stevie Hart just told me it was her birthday, too. No wonder she has a shopping problem. She's a Taurus. Oh, and one more thing... a long time agos, I was a baby and I was borns. 
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#423770 - 05/13/09 11:05 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#423776 - 05/13/09 01:05 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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HBD, woman. Go eat some crappy food, get your drank on, and bang some random. And feel no guilt...
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#423777 - 05/13/09 01:36 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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#423779 - 05/13/09 01:55 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Male Taurus = Brama Bull Female Taurus = Drama Bull  Have a Great One Gia  I'm a day late and a dollar short I'm the 14th
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#423781 - 05/13/09 02:52 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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#423786 - 05/13/09 03:54 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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I'd have a beer in your honor but I seem to be wearing it. Happy B'Day. 
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#423788 - 05/13/09 04:17 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Happy Birthday, baby Gia! 25 candles? Hope you have a blast!
You will always have my utmost respect for refusing to do Interracial. You go girl! Luv ya!
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#423789 - 05/13/09 04:38 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
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The big Five-O.. Happy Birthday...! 
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#423791 - 05/13/09 05:28 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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#423792 - 05/13/09 06:11 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Sweet Gia
Happy Birthday to You
Fuck, I wanted to mail you a card before your birthday, but wasn't exactly sure on the date. Im sorry I missed it. I suck.
Hope you have a wonderful Birthday and hope you get lots of goodies. 
If you are seeing the Brussels tonite, give them some kisses from me too.....and snuggles of course.
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#423794 - 05/13/09 06:26 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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 ^ If I'd had more warning, I would of sent you this book by that cunt on 'Real Housewives' so you could learn about class from the master.
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#423795 - 05/13/09 07:00 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks, but I still have the Preppy Handbook from when I was 12.
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#423796 - 05/13/09 07:20 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Happy B-day old woman! Have you started shopping around for a face lift yet?
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#423798 - 05/14/09 12:29 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Have a great day hot stuff.
Love the remark about leaving the house to pick up some orange juice and coming back with a car. Fuck, it always stays with me !!
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#423800 - 05/14/09 07:10 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Soo Gia did you do anything interesting for your B-Day? Did you wear a tiara?
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#423801 - 05/14/09 07:19 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Hey, I'm a day late, so here's a dolla...oh fuck, I'm a little short. Uh, happy birthday anyways. Is it inappropriate to mention that I have a candle that needs blowing? -Keep It Dirty
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#423802 - 05/14/09 07:36 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You may sometimes disagree with Gia on issues or questions of personal taste or preference, or not like her politics or her attitude or whatever.... But lest we all forget, this is a PORN board, and Gia Jordan is still a Porn Whore, albeit, "retired"... but Gia's movie sex scenes still play On and ON all aeound the world even as you read this post by me. And it is in this capacity, as a Porn Whore (and a general Whore/Slut/Stripper/Escort/Jerk Off Queen-Icon etc) that Gia Jordan is truly Elite. She just KNOWS what Men want and Like, which is no doubt a result of her Customer Service approach to the Sex Industry and her role within it.... Just Watch and listen to this very short (2 Minutes), very POWERFUL excerpt from one of Gia's all time greatest scenes....Intensely stare and listen to Gia's every word and body language. Pay attention to her tone and the sincere enthusiasm that comes forth. And just listen in general to her statements and how SPOT on accurrate SHE IS with respect to WHAT A GUY WANTS and what a guy thinks about in general...she MUST have had a male-coach tell her to say ALL this shit!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWbHpA33k64Happy Birthday AGAIN Gia Jerkit
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#423803 - 05/14/09 08:08 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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#423805 - 05/15/09 06:41 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Gia Jordan!!!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Happy Birthday Gia!
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#423806 - 05/15/09 11:53 AM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWbHpA33k64
Happy Birthday AGAIN Gia Jerkit
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#423807 - 05/15/09 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Happy Birthday Baby G. Sorry I'm late.
Also I was laughing at that hamburger cake monstrosity.
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#423809 - 05/15/09 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I didn't have one yet. Just a small gathering that day with three of my close friends. Thank you, everyone, for your well wishes. I had an awesome day. Even Jeff Steward texted me a happy birthday. Something about 'happy birthday, you stupid whore...cum dump in your mouth...cake...' Forgot the exact words.
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#423811 - 05/15/09 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Lol. Good one. No, these were friends my age.
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#423812 - 05/15/09 05:36 PM
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#423813 - 05/15/09 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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New sheets from Restoration Hardware, a rug from Pottery Barn, candles, sparkly barrettes, a striped shirt, a box of Magnums, Heathers on dvd, and a spa gift certif from Burke Williams.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#423815 - 05/15/09 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#423816 - 05/15/09 10:34 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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They certainly do. Housewares only. Not their clothes.
happy belated bday g-baby 
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#423820 - 05/24/09 05:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#423822 - 05/24/09 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I look forward to your dominion of ARRP:
Get those oldies all anal and shit!
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#423824 - 05/24/09 09:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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baby g, happy b-day. thanks again for teh best pic evah!
I don't have anything to contribute except reposting this pic. If my tongue were toilet paper.....
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#423825 - 05/25/09 07:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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...she'd still complain that it looked fat.
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#423827 - 05/25/09 05:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Good point, but I'd be tempted to make a deposit in her eye in an effort to make her photos more resemblant to the Camera of Death.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#423828 - 05/26/09 02:34 AM
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Registered: 03/08/09
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#423829 - 05/26/09 08:43 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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are there any clips out there of Gia getting pissed on
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#423833 - 05/12/10 04:39 PM
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Happy birthday Gia... - Lou
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#423837 - 05/12/10 06:24 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe! Happy Birthday Baby G
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#423838 - 05/12/10 06:41 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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happy birthday gia
yr a real class act!
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#423840 - 05/12/10 09:13 PM
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#423841 - 05/12/10 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Happy Birthday Baby G you are the best.
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#423842 - 05/12/10 09:31 PM
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#423844 - 05/13/10 01:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I ADORE ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!! I love birthdays anyway. I get excited when it's my friend's birthday, so you know I get all exciteds when it's mine's toos! IT'S A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO ME!!! Should I go full-on whore on you guys and bust out the wishlist? Or is it 'you never go full whore?' Either way, I'm already celebrating now. Maybe I should get a jump start on being totally wasted and irresponsible...woot!
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#423845 - 05/13/10 02:07 AM
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Awwww...thank you. I love my birthdayyyyssss!!!! I get to wear a tiara, wear pretty dresses, be a brat, be a baby, eat cake, get presents, and xpt well wishes! Perfect day.
I think this should happen every day! Happy Birthday Gia!!!
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#423847 - 05/13/10 02:47 AM
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#423848 - 05/13/10 02:49 AM
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#423849 - 05/13/10 08:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Have a fun birthday G.
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#423852 - 05/13/10 11:37 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
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you get better every year, gia! hope the cake is as sweet as your steaming hot pussy, and gaping butthole.
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#423853 - 05/13/10 01:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#423856 - 05/13/10 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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I'd make you a Gucci bag shaped cake except.
1. You would never stick candles in it.
2. You would probably want some kind of organic cake made out of some kind of exotic grass or seaweed and I wouldn't have a clue how to bake it.
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#423857 - 05/13/10 08:15 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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if my old lady didn't have my cash flow on lockdown .
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 
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#423858 - 05/13/10 08:19 PM
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