If she can cook me some chitlins and okra, some good ole ghetto comfort food, I'd be all over that ass. I love authenticity, and she keeps care of herself. Looks clean and dresses well, despite being heavy.

It'd be fun for a few times, wouldn't want her sticking around a long time. After the novelty wore off, her weight would start to gross me out. Might have to pay her, make sure she leaves.