Teagan hasn't been hot in a long time. She's a nostalgia act now, getting by because the fanbois remember that she used to be hot.

The boob job was stupid, Tyler Durden and his drugs was stupider, and that tat suggests she hasn't left the drugs behind and is well on her way to a dumpster somewhere. And I'm not even going to mention Mr. Rock Star Teagan...
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