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Forgive me monkey for I have sinned. Last night, I jerked off to the nekkid pictures of electro that she sent me earlier. I really did not want to do it because she's my friend, but the sight of her cute little pussy and sweet ass cheeks was just too much for me, I couldn't resist.

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Say three hail marys because theres a chance you might of just jerked off to the monkey.

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Official Monkey Cage Confessional Booth.


Where you can reveal your darkest sins or something??

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XXX Porn Talk I have sinned.

I have craved Gia even though she hates my guts.

Something in her snarky writing, and total ice cold attitude.

Come on babe, stoop to conquor.

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You forgot something!




Pour one for teh homies...




God, give us grace to accept with serenity
the things that cannot be changed,
Courage to change the things
which should be changed,
and the Wisdom to distinguish
the one from the other?.

Living one day at a time,
Enjoying one moment at a time,
Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace,
Taking, as Jesus did,
This sinful world as it is,
Not as I would have it ,
Trusting that You will make all things right,
If I surrender to Your will ,
So that I may be reasonably happy in this life,
And supremely happy with You forever in the next.

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I am turned on by hot women who have sex with digusting pigs, this is a recent thing for me and there are exceptions such as ron jermey doesn't count unless hes banging a real top star which is few and far between.

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You mean kinda like this????

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Official Monkey Cage Confessional Booth.


Where you can reveal your darkest sins or something??

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I happened in that booth- How did you know!

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I happened in that booth- How did you know!

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Pedophiles are a tight bunch. They chat, brag and laugh.

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CONFESSION:

My asshole, tighter...

I haven't been molested, yet, that I AM aware of...

I think everyone wants to pet and touch my hair.

I don't think being smartt is impoartent. Preetty will do jst f ine.

Some of us are extremely unfortunate.

I love masterbating.

When I was 14, I was a a MAJOR FUCKIN' COKE FIEND...

I have confessed, I'm in love...

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The pattern made by the monkey smilies in statics post looks like a map of Delaware. My confession? I notice useless stuff like that.

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I made out with and fingered a girl next to the big air conditioning units outside my church when I was younger. Surprisingly, it didn't seem wrong at the time.

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I am turned on by hot women who have sex with digusting pigs, this is a recent thing for me and there are exceptions such as ron jermey doesn't count unless hes banging a real top star which is few and far between.

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You mean kinda like this????

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First picture is a no, because roxette's methed out little sister doesn't pass the test as a hot chick

second picture does though, firstly lewis black really let himself go and what is that girl thinking? Besides this will turn monkey on.

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Not a big fan of the mooslams

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but you like zenman?

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I went to a private screening of The Girlfriend Experience this afternoon and liked the movie. :ducks as the cage throws stuff:

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I jerked off in frost/nixon

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I've lost interest in Miss Gia. I do think I'm starting to development some strong feelings for someone else though but we've only chatted briefly in PMs thus far. I really feel like we are connecting. Miss Electro has a beautiful soul and she understands my interest in furries!

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Thanks honey, I like talking to you too

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second picture does though, firstly lewis black really let himself go and what is that girl thinking? Besides this will turn monkey on.

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Awesome.

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I bought a book today about a male nanny in nyc.

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well im guessing given the subject matter there has to be sex in there or claims of well (little children), right?


Marley I know you grow your hair out for "work" but do you at least wax the ahole? This is important, im not big on hair, I trim myself.

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No, I pluck it. Pain is beauty.

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Ummmm I gave bjs and handjobs for about a year before I had sex because I felt like I should try to be a good girl as long as I could.

Once I finally lost my V, I knew there was no turning back. I realized I could go after all his hot roommates too. They were older and better. I was major jailbait, but I never got anyone in trouble...

Thinking back on it, my first time kinda sucked. It was quick, he was wack, and we did it on a matress with no box spring. But I guess he lit a fire under my ass.

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Ahhh, so how old were you? Was this the guy you lost it to? He is a terrible lay

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Hah! That's a great picture because he would get that down-syndrome look on his face every once in a while, especially when drunk. He was lame. Boo.
I had just turned 16 and started driving. That was the week of my first FFM threesome too. But that was with his roommate.

It's weird because years later the guy actually works down the street from me at the Comedy Store. I duck if I see him.

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Ummmm I gave bjs and handjobs for about a year before I had sex because I felt like I should try to be a good girl as long as I could.

Once I finally lost my V, I knew there was no turning back. I realized I could go after all his hot roommates too. They were older and better. I was major jailbait, but I never got anyone in trouble...

Thinking back on it, my first time kinda sucked. It was quick, he was wack, and we did it on a matress with no box spring. But I guess he lit a fire under my ass.

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^Call me boring but it was one of the best rides ever. I wish it was still around.

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I wish I could give you something better than this. I should lie (like usual) but I'm pretty sure he's just a lowly bouncer/doorman or something like that. They all wear the same Tshirts.


Speaking of comedy clubs, I was at the Laugh Factory and Judge Orroro or whatever the fuck his name is sent me a vodka/cranberry from his platform when I was watching that comedy court show... I wouldn't have fucked him though, he was wearing sandals with his gown.

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