I am turned on by hot women who have sex with digusting pigs, this is a recent thing for me and there are exceptions such as ron jermey doesn't count unless hes banging a real top star which is few and far between. Some of my favorites include

Jenaveve Jolie and that fat latino guy who died of a dope overdose a few years ago, for one of those getting caught by the fake husband scenes

Amy Reid and Joe Pusher, in her very first scene from some fat pig called joe pusher who got her in the biz through the "be a model" ads

and although I haven't seen it, the thought of the minion with jessi summers and or Lexi belle which I believe he hinted at.


I once had one of those farts that actually explode into runny shit moments before a mile school race when I was 12 and ran the entire race with shit filled panties. First and only time it has happened and I still can't understand why or how.

I jerked off to roseanne once to see if i could get off on her, and I did.