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#423501 - 05/22/09 12:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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#423502 - 05/22/09 01:03 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Yes honestly I do enjoy it very much, with toys or even a cock. The best way for me to describe it is feeling invaded and on fire with pleasure at the same time. It takes a little bit for me to warm up but it does feel really good. It makes my pussy feel tingly and warm, even hot, like it's on fire. I get goosebumps at the same time, which is kinda weird. But I will say, I believe in anal orgasms now. The crap feeling thing is funny. I know a girl who describes anal sex in a similar way. She says it's like shitting bricks in reverse.  My first anal experience wasn't the best. I probably looked like this   
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#423505 - 05/22/09 07:00 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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It's interestring that so many people had their earliest sexual experiences at theme parks. Recently (in this thread and others) we've heard Disneyland, Disneyworld, Knotts Berry and one or two others I can't remember right now.
As a youngster Coke got scored some of his first poon at a Six Flags.
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#423507 - 05/22/09 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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#423508 - 05/22/09 11:45 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Which part, reverse brick-shitting? Or hot and tingly pussy/feeling invaded?
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#423510 - 05/22/09 11:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I wonder what other PWs and girls in general feel like when they get their asses reamed. Especially the ones who are really quiet or overly fake.
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#423512 - 05/23/09 12:15 AM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Monkey, does anal sex feel better for men or is it just special because it's in the ass?
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#423513 - 05/23/09 12:18 AM
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Re: FUCK YOU
From: Smelly Monkey
I love you bitch
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FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#423515 - 05/23/09 12:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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My ghey friend says, anal is great because it feels good on his prostate or someshit,(no pun)... He encourages I try it again, I'm fucking terrified and probably will never do it.
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#423517 - 05/23/09 07:26 AM
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Nice stealth tomahawk in there Monkey. It reminds me of Ed Ames on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.
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#423518 - 05/23/09 10:16 AM
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Registered: 01/25/06
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#423519 - 05/23/09 09:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
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My ghey friend says, anal is great because it feels good on his prostate or someshit,(no pun)... He encourages I try it again, I'm fucking terrified and probably will never do it.
Let us know how it feels on your prostate.
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#423520 - 05/28/09 05:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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^I realized I posted as a male a couple of times, I apologize. I confess. I created electrostatic so I could talk about anything meanwhile get to know the deep dark secrets of male xpt posters. Love, Monks. 
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#423521 - 05/28/09 02:47 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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^ We're still on for the laundry mat sechs Sunday morning, yes?. I'm fucken dying to splash my coloreds all over your whites.
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#423524 - 05/29/09 04:44 PM
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Registered: 09/01/08
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#423525 - 05/29/09 09:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Best Stones reference I've seen in a while.
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#423527 - 05/31/09 03:32 PM
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That was good bdm. Very funny.
Of course I'm going to have to enter your house at night and slit your fucken throat with your AARP card, but ya, funny.
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#423529 - 06/01/09 05:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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There's always the medicare card.
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#423531 - 06/01/09 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Spelling errors are overrated & 2nd to txt tlk.
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#423532 - 06/01/09 04:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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...but texting is passe once you enter 12th grade !
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#423534 - 06/01/09 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Malice, you drink? I'm appauled!! 
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#423536 - 06/01/09 08:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I didn't talk about them, BDM did, I gots an excuse, I'm drunky, fucker!
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#423537 - 06/02/09 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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In 3 years Eric has never cared about much about spelling. That's much more my thing. But, I usually do it to see if the person can take a playful jibe.
IMHO, Eric's sarcasm is more "Google is your friend".
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