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#423379 - 05/11/09 08:00 PM
My friend is startring to post here.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Please be nice to a poster named Pants.
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#423382 - 05/11/09 08:12 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I herd you liek hamsters
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#423383 - 05/11/09 08:13 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Hey there welcome! Any friend of conquistador's got to be cool.Be on the look out for a Russian Jew that wants to give you an enema. If he gets too close just throw a cheeseburger at him.
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#423384 - 05/11/09 08:15 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 9
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[tritone]Do you do interrracial?[/tritone]
I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker.
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#423386 - 05/11/09 08:26 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I hope conquistador is getting something out of arranging this friendly welcome.
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#423387 - 05/11/09 08:30 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 9
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So dish the dirt - are you being used by Conq for sexual purposes?
I'm pretty sure I'm using him.
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#423388 - 05/11/09 08:32 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Lucky bastard. Every guy's secret fantasy is to be used by the right woman.
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#423389 - 05/11/09 08:42 PM
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Registered: 05/11/09
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Lucky bastard. Every guy's secret fantasy is to be used by the right woman.
Since when was that a secret?
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#423391 - 05/11/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Pants, I heard about your d/s relationship. He keeps you in a cage. Is that true?
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#423393 - 05/11/09 08:54 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Hahahahahaha. Hey Conq, have you showed her that other Hell-hole of a board?
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#423394 - 05/11/09 08:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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And he has tubes for her to run through to get to the stove and the washing machine.
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#423395 - 05/11/09 09:01 PM
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Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 9
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Pants, I heard about your d/s relationship. He keeps you in a cage. Is that true?
Yes, Master.
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#423398 - 05/12/09 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Hello pants, hope you enjoy your stay here.
I like corpses and other related material. Do you like corpses?
Conq
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Please be nice to a poster named Pants.
The usual nice? 
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#423399 - 05/12/09 03:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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If she does become a regular poster I'm sure you figure it out. I wouldn't hold my breath though, for some reason I was pretty persuasive last night.
I was on the phone with her and realized that she could hold her own here and have some fun if she didn't end up getting bored with us. So I invited her to join up.
We'll see, I made this half-assed welcome thread because she is the only poster I know in real life and since most of you don't seem to have an issue with me I thought you might extend her the same courtesy. And because it was a sure fire way to at least get to make a post.
@Bug and Free: She likes Brainbombs.
Edited by conquistador (05/12/09 03:13 PM)
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#423402 - 05/12/09 03:30 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Dude I know it's probably too early to ask and I don't want to scare your friend away but is there any chance she'll share her nekkid pics with us?
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#423404 - 05/12/09 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#423407 - 05/12/09 07:06 PM
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Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 9
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@ Pants!!! Welcome to XPT!!! You're gonna looooOoove it here.  I'd love for you to come visit The MOnkey Cage, it's real warm and fuzzy up there. Fuzzy, Pants!  
This place has a lot to live up to. I've only been told to die once and I've only been asked for naked pics twice though so I'm not so sure.
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#423408 - 05/12/09 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If you won't show 'em at least describe them. Large or small? Pierced nipples or not? Large areola, or small? Puffies? Can you pass the pencil test? Tanned or tanlines? Do you have stray hairs growing out of them and if so, do you pluck them?
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#423409 - 05/12/09 08:23 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Also, do you like the nipples licked, flicked, sucked, tugged or twisted? If all of the above, then please put them in order of preference.
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#423411 - 05/12/09 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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No I believe you. Of course a picture is worth a thousand words.
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#423412 - 05/12/09 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Don't think I haven't been pestering her. I got the choice of sending me pics or seeing them in person, guess what I picked?
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#423413 - 05/12/09 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't know what you picked but a tit in hand is worth more than the picture and the words.
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#423414 - 05/12/09 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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So dish the dirt - are you being used by Conq for sexual purposes?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
She holds his hamsters.
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#423415 - 05/12/09 10:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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she has never met the hams.
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#423418 - 06/06/09 10:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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Where is pants now? Did she ever show us her tits?
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#423419 - 06/08/09 11:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
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Any fucking friend of Kook-uistador is NO friend of mine... Why don't you just leave now,, and take that sick fucking gerbil loving fucking freak weirdo with you.. Thankyou..! P.S. The sooner the better would be nice...! 
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