You know what? Take a good look at the Chick's expression in Profile....does she seem to be having an introspective moment of "Am I really doing this?"-itis before she inhales the substance that, 57 seconds before, was inside Porno Dan's Prostate and Testicles??? Does she understand that there are 25 Million tiny little spermatozoa swimming around on the cover of Charlie's Magazine, and that each one of those 25 million little wee-beasties represents a potential human being? Is she having a moment of Doubt and angst about putting those 25 Million little people up into here Booger Factory?

Burglar Predicts:

Next Month, Smelly Monkey will break a news story that will rock Porn Valley, and the AIM Clinic to its non-existent Core. "Dr." Sharon Mitchell will grant Monkey an exclusive interview revealing the latest dirty secret to be swept under the carpet by Porn Agents and Producers to prevent what little business that still exists from completely drying up like a booger flicked onto the floor of an 11 year old's room. Nasal Gonnorhea!!!!!

The problem will come to light when the boogers and snot of porn whores begins to change, and all the coke they snort no longer is absorbed via their shot out and infected Nostrils. The dampening effect this will have on Porn production is intuitively depressing. Producers who Pay THEIR WHORES IN COKE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED.