Now truth be told, and those of you who have been here long enough KNOW this....I, da burglar, really hold no true ill will towards anyone. Even Smelly Monkey Productions....

And I have no problem with Porno Dan....Hey, to each Pervert his or her own. We are all fucked up in some way shape or form (or all three)...if producing/starring/writing about bad PORN is Dan's way of getting by in life without eating a gun or shooting other people randomly, then more power to him. You do what makes you happy Dan...

But, as strong a depiction on the abject laziness and debauched nature, and lack of noble purpose, of today;s Under age 40 population as this picture is, I have only ONE question to ask:

WHY DOES DAN HAVE RUG BURNS on his knee caps? More importantly, do chicks like Elctrostatic find this to be sexy? (the rug burns on guys' knee caps, not the snorting of cum off Porn Mags?)