Preface: the Latin adverb sic roughly translates as "as such." Editors use it to note archaic usage of a language, or to note grammatical errors in quotations. It shows up like so: "words words words [sic] words words." You get the point.

With that, I present Porno Dan's latest press release.

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I had an interview with Fox Magazine [sic] for our soon to be released DVD, Snort that Cum Volume 1 [sic]. I did the interview with the master of perversion, Jeff Hudis, a few days ago. [sic] I have done numerous interviews in my life with national radio shows like, [sic] Opie & Anthony [sic] and Don & Mike [sic], adult industry publications like, [sic] XBIZ and AVN and even the Nation’s second largest newspaper, The Washington Post. [sic] It is safe to say I have never laughed so much as I did in this interview.


The concept for our Snort That Cum [sic] DVD is so ridiculous that it may take off and do very well. I truly hope it to does well as we have almost shot enough scenes so that we can launch a site. We have filmed some of the hottest young girls in this business including Tanner Mayes, Sierra Skye, Amy Starz, Natasha Nice and Isis Monroe snorting cum. Perhaps the most amazing thing about this is that some of the girls like Britney Stevens and Tara Lynn Foxx are viewing this as a competition and are begging me for their chance to shine.


People are going to be either disgusted or [sic] amused, or maybe both by this content. Either way one thing is for sure, it will stand in the vast sea of porn that is produced. The fact that a National Men’s [sic] magazine took them [sic] time to call me to [sic] an interview about the DVD before it is even released, [sic] shows just that.


Yes, Snort That Cum may be one of the most silly and outrageous ideas I have ever had, and as anyone who knows me will attest - [sic] that is quite a statement.



And by the way, "stand in a vast sea of porn"--what does that mean? Dan, quit mixing your bad metaphors, mix in some junior high school English usage, quit using formal nouns as appositives, maybe even attempt a contraction or two.

Malice can probably help you out--he went to [EonMaGai] kollege and awl. [/EonmcGai]