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#423317 - 05/11/09 11:40 AM Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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Ewww alert: Shirley Jones, best known for her role as Shirley Partridge, mother of a brood of singing kids who drove to gigs in a psychedellic school bus on "The Partridge Family," is contemplating posing nude for Playboy, according to a Page Six report today.

Back in 1970 - 74, when the wholesome family sitcom followed "The Brady Bunch" every Friday night on ABC (I know that because at the tender age of 5, I used to kiss the TV screen every time heartthrob David Cassidy -- Jones' real-life stepson -- appeared), some might have considered Jones a MILF. Call me crazy, but the three decades hence might have changed all that, no?

Jones is 75 now, and Playboy hasn't exactly come a-knocking: Page Six reports the impetus for the nasty idea comes from her husband and manager, Marty Ingels, who's quoted as saying, "She's still drop-dead gorgeous... I think it would be sensational."

To say the least.

No word on whether Jones would move into the Playboy Mansion.

Without doing any exhaustive research, we think Jones would be the oldest woman ever to bare all for Playboy, ahead of Nancy Sinatra, who did so at 54, and Farrah Fawcett and Joan Collins, who dropped their drawers at age 50.


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#423318 - 05/11/09 11:59 AM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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YiKkes!... I must say I was impressed with her performance in "Grandma's Boy"...




And oh yes, it's happening...

^Lately, I prefer to call her Blanche Hollingsworth...





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#423319 - 05/11/09 12:36 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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I don't know what's worse.. Playboy willing to do this, or me knowing I'd look at the spread.

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#423320 - 05/11/09 02:41 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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I blame Brian Berkenfield of Giirlz Inc fame for putting this together!


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#423321 - 05/11/09 02:46 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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Playboy has a long history of featuring pictorials of ugly/non-strokeworthy women: Carnie Wilson (after losing 400 lbs), Joey Heatherton (around age 60), Farah Fawcett (way past prime), Nancy Sinatra (around age 55), an OJ Simpson juror (who looked like a monkey), Shannon Doherty etc
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#423322 - 05/11/09 04:37 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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We must have reached the media saturation point. Is this what constitutes and original, entertaining idea? She's 75. Who expects to make money on this?

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#423323 - 05/11/09 07:16 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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#423324 - 05/11/09 07:48 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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She's 75. Who expects to make money on this?




The makeup artist.
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#423325 - 05/11/09 07:49 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!
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^^^ I thought you meant Rubin Kinkaid.
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#423326 - 05/11/09 08:41 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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Quote:

Quote:

She's 75. Who expects to make money on this?




The makeup artist.




Had to chuckle at that one.


Shirley Jones has a very weird place in my heart. When I was a young pre-pubescent lad, I saw her in an musical on TV(not sure, but I think it was "Oklahoma") and got a big schoolboy crush. My father was freaked out that his son wanted to watch a Musical, I didn't appreciate why at the time, and he asked me if I didn't want to watch "the game" instead (don't remember which game was playing).

Anyway, I had a big crush on a young, 20-something Shirley Jones and my father was freaked out. I didn't get it at the time, but we both laughed about it later.

She was hot when she was young, but I haven't seen her in a while.



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#423327 - 05/11/09 10:35 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!
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We must have reached the media saturation point. Is this what constitutes and original, entertaining idea? She's 75. Who expects to make money on this?




Mamie Van Doren is naked in Hustler at age 78.




This picture is from three years ago.


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#423328 - 05/12/09 10:26 AM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!!!
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With the cuts in social security and Medicaid she must need the cash. It will be like a bad car wreck- I have to look, but get sick afterwards!

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#423329 - 05/12/09 04:32 PM Re: Shirley Jones to pose naked? Please God, NO!!
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Someone needs to sign Farrah Fawcett before she digs in.
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