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You're right, Charin. Lots of people don't have 401K options. It's just that Desi keeps saying that she's from such a professional background. Anyway, who cares about that. I'm still trying to figure out why and how she didn't have a bank account for 20 years.

I'll bet Elli's baby-daddy is a loan-shark named Roscoe who lives in a double-wide a few clicks outside of Rogersville, TN, who agreed to forgive all her outstanding moonshine-purchase debts in return for a single screw. Sadly, the possum-intestine condom broke, flooding her womb with redneck-jizz, and the rest is history.