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#422991 - 05/09/09 03:27 PM Cleveland!
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Who the fuck still uses pay phones...

My friend made this vid. Sing along.
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#422992 - 05/09/09 03:32 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Registered: 04/24/08
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The song reminds me of something that you would hear on South Park.
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#422993 - 05/09/09 03:42 PM Re: Cleveland!
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I saw it the other day. I like the second video better.
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#422994 - 05/09/09 03:46 PM Re: Cleveland!
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I bet Windsock was the one on the bike.
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#422995 - 05/09/09 04:41 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Registered: 04/24/08
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I saw it the other day. I like the second video better.




That was hysterical. The second "We're not Detroit" at the end kills it.
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#422996 - 05/09/09 04:54 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Who the fuck still uses pay phones...






blacks that are up to no good....
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#422997 - 05/09/09 05:30 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Quote:

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Who the fuck still uses pay phones...






blacks in the hood that are up to no good....



There.
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#422998 - 05/09/09 07:22 PM Re: Cleveland!
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ha ha ha....both are fucking funny!

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#423000 - 05/09/09 08:23 PM Re: Cleveland!
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I still predict Lebron will end the drought.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drought_(sport)

"Cleveland has waited longer than any other city with three major sports franchises to win a title. The last time a Cleveland professional sports team won a championship was in 1964 when the Cleveland Browns won the NFL Championship (pre-Super Bowl era). The Cleveland Indians last won the World Series in 1948 (the second-longest drought in MLB, after the Cubs) and the Cleveland Cavaliers have also never won an NBA championship. The city even had a short-lived NHL hockey team called The Barons, which never won a championship either. In 2007, the Cavaliers advanced to the NBA Finals in the city's first championship game since the 1997 World Series, but were swept by the San Antonio Spurs. In 2004, ESPN named Cleveland the most tortured sports city in America."
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#423001 - 05/09/09 10:40 PM Re: Cleveland!
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The Cleveland Barons 1976-1978 remain the last franchise of the four major North American professional sports leagues to cease operations and fold.
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#423002 - 05/09/09 11:35 PM Re: Cleveland!
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#423003 - 05/10/09 05:41 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Registered: 09/21/07
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Loc: Knoxville, Tennessee
haha...'this train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland'

That's funny, I don't care who ya are.


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#423004 - 05/10/09 07:33 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Ah, the Greyhound bus station in Cleveland.

(Pointless and boring story sort of related to that follows)

A few years back when I was younger and more naive, I took a bus to visit some family that live up near Akron. What would have been an 8 hr. drive if I had a car then, turned into a 16 hr. nightmare, with a layover in Kentucky which lasted 2 hours longer than it should have.

Anyhow, when I reached Cleveland at 1 a.m. I had to wait until 8 in the morning until the buses started up to finish the trip. I called my dad to come pick me up, but before he arrived I was approached by this man who was rather friendly. We talked for a while and he told me a sob story about how he lost his wallet at the station and was needing money for a room for him and his daughter until they could get other family to wire money to him. Feeling bad I gave the guy a 20. He thanked me and went on his way.

Ten minutes later he returns and he says he needs another 20, so being the good Samaritan I am oblige. He gives me a good firm and hearty handshake and says "Bless you, sir."

I return to the seat I was sitting in before the man approached me. Not 5 minutes later, another man approaches me with the same damn story. Son of a bitch, I'm an idiot, I think to myself.
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#423005 - 05/10/09 08:02 PM Re: Cleveland!
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Quote:

Ah, the Greyhound bus station in Cleveland.

(Pointless and boring story sort of related to that follows)

A few years back when I was younger and more naive, I took a bus to visit some family that live up near Akron. What would have been an 8 hr. drive if I had a car then, turned into a 16 hr. nightmare, with a layover in Kentucky which lasted 2 hours longer than it should have.

Anyhow, when I reached Cleveland at 1 a.m. I had to wait until 8 in the morning until the buses started up to finish the trip. I called my dad to come pick me up, but before he arrived I was approached by this man who was rather friendly. We talked for a while and he told me a sob story about how he lost his wallet at the station and was needing money for a room for him and his daughter until they could get other family to wire money to him. Feeling bad I gave the guy a 20. He thanked me and went on his way.

Ten minutes later he returns and he says he needs another 20, so being the good Samaritan I am oblige. He gives me a good firm and hearty handshake and says "Bless you, sir."

I return to the seat I was sitting in before the man approached me. Not 5 minutes later, another man approaches me with the same damn story. Son of a bitch, I'm an idiot, I think to myself.





I would have said....your up $40.....why dont you give it back to me and I will give you the extra $20...i will need to see your girls ID and wont be but a few minutes in the hotel.......quid pro quo sir.

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