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There are only a few others with the comments intact, none of which were very interesting except to watch Skeeter go completely insane. That's funny, once, but he ain't got a lot of range.

"Hi, I am (insert name of Skeeter-hater here), and I would like to give (insert typically homosexual erotic practice here) to (insert name of second Skeeter-hater here). Please love me, because I am sad and jealous of Bridgette Kerkove and Skeeter's glamorous life and their walk-in closets full of blue bandannas."



I will ignore the jealous of bridgette comment, but the walk in closet full of blue bandannas gave me the image of a kerkove cribs special, bridgette taking the camera crew outside and blurting out "this is the pride and joy of the family, this is the only one of these in the world, we had it custom made, an olympic sized above ground pool, as they come back in side and close the sliding door a little too hard what appeared to be a normal book case flies open to see skeeters secret gimp room, with doron d bent over a horse saddle holder wearing christina like leather chaps and a ball gag firmly placed around his mouth, he begins to moan out as if to say, what the fuck i came here two days ago for a little fun and you fuckers left me in here, let me the fuck out, a red faced bridgette asks the camera crew to please ignore that and scrap it from filming as she reaches over to the fake book case and close its shut to a louder moaning doron d as the you see the light on his face begin to disappear as the bookcase gets closer to closing.
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