There are only a few others with the comments intact, none of which were very interesting except to watch Skeeter go completely insane. That's funny, once, but he ain't got a lot of range.

"Hi, I am (insert name of Skeeter-hater here), and I would like to give (insert typically homosexual erotic practice here) to (insert name of second Skeeter-hater here). Please love me, because I am sad and jealous of Bridgette Kerkove and Skeeter's glamorous life and their walk-in closets full of blue bandannas."