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#422906 - 05/09/09 10:19 AM
Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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You're a good dude....
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#422908 - 05/09/09 12:12 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
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happy b-day conq!
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#422909 - 05/09/09 12:25 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Thank you. I really appreciate it. My parents are coming to visit me tomorrow for my b-day and mother's day. I was born on mother's day, helluva a present. Thank you kindly, folks. I really do appreciate it. I'm not terribly thrilled about being 27 mainly because I abused myself so much when I was younger that I was sure I wouldn't make it past 25. To quote Flipper "life, yes life is the only thing worth living for. Life, yeah, life, I know it has it's up's and down's".  Today I discovered that Hugh hamster might be female. Figuring out the sex of small rodents is notoriously difficult and no females should have long fur like he does, but he smells like a female ham in heat today. It is an awful smell.
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#422910 - 05/09/09 12:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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This should have gone in AWOP. I haven't been involved in selling porn for several years.
But it still makes me smile. Thanks.
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#422911 - 05/09/09 12:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Happy birthday fellow nailbiter!! 
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#422912 - 05/09/09 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Happy Birthday Conquistador! I hope the upcoming year is even better for you than this last one.
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#422914 - 05/09/09 01:10 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Uh oh Goat, do you remember something I don't. If it's funny let me know. But not if it's just embarrassing.
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#422918 - 05/09/09 01:20 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Haha. I have a few friends in Jersey who are getting married soon. If I make it down there we'll have to meet up for a beer (or whatever it is you guys drink there). This is pretty awesome, I have had more birthday wishes on XPT than any other place I post or in my real life. Some old friends are coming by in an hour to hang out and talk about life, and what is right.  Cheers everyone, I hope this day finds you well.
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#422921 - 05/09/09 01:31 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm not sure that seeing hamster prolapsed rectum is how I want to spend my afternoon.
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#422922 - 05/09/09 01:35 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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It's not prolapsed, those are healthy male hamsters. The proplapsy looking paty of the hamster on his side is his penis.
Just like on people, the rectum is behind the balls.
Edited by conquistador (05/09/09 01:36 PM)
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#422924 - 05/09/09 03:58 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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happy bday dude
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#422925 - 05/09/09 04:27 PM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conq
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
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"I'm not terribly thrilled about being 27 mainly because I abused myself so much when I was younger that I was sure I wouldn't make it past 25. To quote Flipper "life, yes life is the only thing worth living for. Life, yeah, life, I know it has it's up's and down's". Happy B-day. I, like you, was amazed I made it past 25. That was many years ago so don't worry about the out years. Medical science is amazing. 
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#422928 - 05/09/09 10:48 PM
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#422930 - 05/14/09 11:00 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Happy Birthday Conq! My apologies for not seeing this sooner!
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