You sneaky motherfucker, reading my thoughts and shit...
I know it bothers you, so I'll keep using it. I'm not going to argue with you about my intentions or my spelling, but since you are able to jump into my brain and think my thoughts, feel free to ASSume anything you want!

You're so funny! Your target practice is starting to pay off! Geez, everyone should know I'm a weedhead by now, especially you. Mary Jane is my drug of choice, not XPT... sorry if I disappointed you.

Pleeeeeease respond to me because after I let it out on the table like that, I really need validation. Like right NOW.

Can't wait to hear from you!