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#422671 - 05/08/09 06:19 PM
Whore Talk!
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Porn Jesus
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This thread is where me, Marley and the other hoe's can come and post about "girl" stuff. The boys are more than welcome to ask questions but more importantly learn about whores... Today's topic: "Help, I've been bleeding for days but just wont die!".  Enjoy... 
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#422672 - 05/08/09 06:37 PM
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I'd really like to first man in but plugging that hole could be painful.
Wait, what?
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#422673 - 05/08/09 06:55 PM
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#422674 - 05/08/09 07:12 PM
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The boys are more than welcome to ask questions but more importantly learn about whores...
Which does electropowerreadystaticmethhead enjoy more?
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#422678 - 05/08/09 09:41 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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How about if all of you whores tell us about your first lesbian experience?
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#422680 - 05/08/09 09:48 PM
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#422682 - 05/08/09 10:47 PM
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all you whores tell us about your personal evolution from little girl to full on whore
The week I lost my virginity I was 16. I fucked the first dude and his three roommates within a week. It was a rapid evolution for me.
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#422683 - 05/08/09 10:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I thought he meant when we first got our periods... I was 8...
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#422684 - 05/09/09 12:37 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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jeez... when did your boobs come in?
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#422685 - 05/09/09 01:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I wanna ask Panzer the same question...
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#422687 - 05/09/09 06:06 AM
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#422688 - 05/09/09 06:19 AM
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Registered: 04/30/09
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However my current boyfriend has bought the whore out in me.
No shit!? How much did he pay? 
PS. You have a penis  and your story was  . Welcome to the board! 
I don't have a penis, but thanks for the welcome.
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#422689 - 05/09/09 06:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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I don't believe you. Prove it! Don't be rude this is XPT, were just a bunch of lovely folks. Answer my other goddamn question please.  Thanks
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#422692 - 05/09/09 06:57 AM
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Hey Labia Major. I reckon you're Britsh. So what makes your bloke so much better than the other chaps? Is is just that he satisfies your whorish craving by performing buggery on you? None of those loafers you dated before wanted to fuck your arse? Oh my, that's a pity.
Cheers,
Croc
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#422693 - 05/09/09 06:58 AM
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Registered: 04/30/09
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My boyfriend didn't pay me anything. I am only a whore for my boyfriend. No one else. Maybe he should pay me. Good Idea, Electrostatic
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However my current boyfriend has bought the whore out in me.
I'm sure he pays. He "listens" when you talk, right?
Sometimes but he shoves his hard dick in my mouth so all the words are muffled.
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#422694 - 05/09/09 07:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Whores lie, and men, well they never listen. Got it? PS. KNOW that you are ALWAYS a whore.
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#422695 - 05/09/09 07:04 AM
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Hey Labia Major. I reckon you're Britsh. So what makes your bloke so much better than the other chaps? Is is just that he satisfies your whorish craving by performing buggery on you? None of those loafers you dated before wanted to fuck your arse? Oh my, that's a pity.
Cheers,
Croc
Well I have only slept with two guys. You take what you can get when you live in a small village in Wales. Anywho the first guy was a friend but he moved to the city and I meet my boyfriend a month later so it was all good. I like being with him cause it means that our sex life isn't boring. One of his fantasies is for me to wear a horse tail buttplug and he would love for it if he sat in a cage and I pulled him along the road. Kind of like a real horse. My highschool friend must be a bore in bed cause she will not do oral or anal. I am happy to brag to her what my other half and I do to together.
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#422696 - 05/09/09 07:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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My highschool friend must be a bore in bed cause she will not do oral or anal.
No oral or anal? You should be making fun of her boyfriend. He must not have any game. No way I'd let a girl have my dick in her vagina if she wouldn't suck it proper first.
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#422697 - 05/09/09 07:16 AM
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My highschool friend must be a bore in bed cause she will not do oral or anal.
No oral or anal? You should be making fun of her boyfriend. He must not have any game. No way I'd let a girl have my dick in her vagina if she wouldn't suck it proper first.
It's not him, it's her. She thinks it's dirty. She doesn't know what she is missing.
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#422700 - 05/09/09 11:12 AM
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#422701 - 05/09/09 11:23 AM
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#422703 - 05/12/09 12:00 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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How about if you whores tell us some of your best stalker stories. Ever had a guy park in front of your house to spy on you? Has someone driven past your house slowly 1000+ times to see if another guy's car is parked in front? Any wacky binoculars incidents? etc
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#422704 - 05/13/09 11:30 AM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Nothing crazy ever happened, but I used to wake up and find footprints in the snow outside my bedroom window when I was like 16. That shit was unsettling.
A few months ago I used this random guy's phone to call and check my voicemail because my phone was dead. He called me twice a day for a month after that.
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#422705 - 05/13/09 02:57 PM
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Nothing crazy ever happened, but I used to wake up and find footprints in the snow outside my bedroom window when I was like 16.
okay and what if you found out it was brad pitt leaving those footprints- would it still be unsettling?
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#422707 - 05/13/09 03:48 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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lol, I only picked up the first time, after that I labeled the number "DPU"
Brad Pitt is sexy, but I would prefer Hugh Jackman's footprints 
EDIT: minus the ugly belt buckle
Edited by MarleyMason (05/13/09 03:52 PM)
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#422708 - 05/13/09 04:03 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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[tritone]What about OJ Simpson?[/tritone]
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#422709 - 05/13/09 05:11 PM
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#422710 - 05/13/09 05:22 PM
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Well he does look like he has some first hand experience with murdering white women. Is he Flavor Flav's friend?
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#422711 - 05/13/09 05:38 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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He rolls with The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghost Face Killah... and Redman 
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#422712 - 05/13/09 05:48 PM
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I have no words...
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#422714 - 05/13/09 06:04 PM
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Watch out Croc, or I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!! Didn't you ever listen to Wu Tang?
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#422715 - 05/13/09 06:06 PM
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Watch out Croc, or I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
Didn't you ever listen to Wu Tang?
Are you asking me if I listen to them?
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#422716 - 05/13/09 06:12 PM
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No I honestly never listened to "Wu Tang". I grew up listening to Pink Floyd, Depeche Mode, Nirvana and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The very idea that admirers of "The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghost Face Killah... and Redman" have right to vote in a country with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world scares the shit outta me.
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#422718 - 05/13/09 06:14 PM
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They're overrated. As I said before, the only nigga from that clique that I really like is the Great One Himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2-5GSjZvW8My fave , too bad it's censored: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYL5WAjh5A
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#422719 - 05/13/09 06:15 PM
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No Gyps, I meant Croc. I thought I entered that post earlier than that. Method Man is fucking sexy! I mean... just look at his fine self!  Here is a picture of a hot white man, I don't discriminate.  He's hotter with a shaved head ala Sex & the City, though.
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#422720 - 05/13/09 06:27 PM
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Pink Floyd, Depeche Mode, Nirvana and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I have CDs from all of those groups. At one point I lived for Kurt Kobain. I listen to a lot of different music. I even like Journey.
(wait, should I have said that???)
ps Tatty the Wu isn't overrated, they're revolutionary. Maybe overrated in your eyes, and that's okay. I actually like Gang Starr better.
my favorite Wu Tang song
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#422721 - 05/13/09 06:33 PM
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Are you asking me if I listen to them?
No gypsy, no one is asking you anything because you're an ugly dyke.
Thanks Croc, right back atcha. 
You are loved around here, can feel it in the air.
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#422722 - 05/13/09 06:38 PM
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Are you asking me if I listen to them?
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No gypsy, no one is asking you anything because you're an ugly dyke.
Doped up and high at its finest. You go gyptard, go.
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#422723 - 05/13/09 10:22 PM
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#422725 - 05/14/09 04:23 PM
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Freestylah, sweetheart... If I died, I wouldn't be around to see all the attention you show me.
Keep it comin... you must know how much I love attention.
I spelt his name like a PW would. You silly motherfucker, you.
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#422728 - 05/14/09 05:22 PM
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Yep, I've heard of them, I didn't know they were still around... Who doesn't love to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel? I pretty much listen to anything that isn't "my dog died and my wife left me" country music. I listen to Pandora online radio and I find new artists I love all the time.
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#422730 - 05/14/09 05:39 PM
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#422731 - 05/14/09 05:43 PM
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You sneaky motherfucker, reading my thoughts and shit... I know it bothers you, so I'll keep using it. I'm not going to argue with you about my intentions or my spelling, but since you are able to jump into my brain and think my thoughts, feel free to ASSume anything you want! You're so funny! Your target practice is starting to pay off! Geez, everyone should know I'm a weedhead by now, especially you. Mary Jane is my drug of choice, not XPT... sorry if I disappointed you. Pleeeeeease respond to me because after I let it out on the table like that, I really need validation. Like right NOW. Can't wait to hear from you! 
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#422733 - 05/14/09 06:05 PM
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OMG Wu Wednesdays? Where at? I'm there.
edit: last summer? awwwww...
Edited by MarleyMason (05/14/09 06:13 PM)
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#422736 - 05/14/09 10:12 PM
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You mean, I don't need to smuggle a bag of Cali green in between my tits like usual? 
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#422738 - 05/15/09 01:54 AM
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No, you spelt his name like an ignoramus would. And what's with the subtle motherfucker reference? Jealous? Just asking.
Pot? Kettle?
Stop being statics lap dog for once. I fuck with one thing on here that thinks it's female and that's it. You, on other hand, fuck with every porn whore that comes to xpt. Stupid tricks like you are a dime a dozen. Quit fucking with the whores. I understand you like the sausage but most around here don't. Fuckin' Europeans post here like they own the place. Fuck you.
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