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#422658 - 05/08/09 05:13 PM Dive Bar...
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Shit movie... excellent opening scene Monkey Award nominee?. Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head... Thoughts? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#422659 - 05/08/09 05:40 PM Re: Dive Bar...
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Fess up Lou, you wrote that scene, didn't you? _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#422660 - 05/08/09 05:44 PM Re: Dive Bar...
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	She fucked up... I woulda roofied the guy instead, once in the bar... Take him to the little boys room and take some naughty pics of him, little memories for the future. You know a picture says a 1000 words, so I would kept my jew trap shut. The swirlies are just my way of saying "thanks for the fun and kisses goodnight, you faggot!" I'm a lover. Not a fighter. But you knew that, right Lou? PS. Her boyfriend is hella hideous! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#422661 - 05/08/09 06:12 PM Re: Dive Bar...
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Absolutely awful movie. And I hate Sarah Silverman and her jewface... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#422662 - 05/08/09 06:38 PM Re: Dive Bar...
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Ohhh fuck that Tatty... I know you've been there, barslut. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#422663 - 05/08/09 06:42 PM Re: Dive Bar...
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Absolutely awful movie. And I hate Sarah Silverman and her jewface... Tatty before you cut Sarah uo in little pieces and stick her in the Easy Bake Oven can I nail her a few times? Just something about her makes me want to sodomize her violently. SO Sarah Silverman walks into a Bar and orders a double scotch and soda. Bartender looks at her and says " Hey lady, what's with the long face?" _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#422664 - 05/08/09 08:48 PM Re: Dive Bar...
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	great line no doubt, if only there'd been more. that movie held interest only for sake of how bad it got at times. funny enough i saw it a few months ago when i netflix'd a bunch of benicio del toro movies after seeing him tear it up in 'things we lost in the fire' .. maybe the most underrated actor. wolfman here we come.
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#422665 - 05/08/09 09:07 PM Re: Dive Bar...
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Ohhh fuck that Tatty... I know you've been there, barslut. I plead the 5th, as you Americans say.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#422666 - 05/09/09 10:49 AM Re: Dive Bar...
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Shit movie... excellent opening scene Monkey Award nominee?. Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head... Thoughts? Monkey award? I am sure I don't know what you are talking about sir. How you doing lou? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#422667 - 05/09/09 12:15 PM Re: Dive Bar...
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: And I hate Sarah Silverman and her jewface... Weird, I have a really soft spot for her... and her jewface _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#422668 - 05/09/09 12:41 PM Re: Dive Bar...
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I think SS is pretty funny. The kind of funny (sarcastic even) like she'd kick you while you were down & laugh at you afterward. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#422669 - 05/09/09 12:43 PM Re: Dive Bar...
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I would like to "fuck start" her head. _________________________
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#422670 - 05/12/09 04:13 PM Re: Dive Bar...
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Shit movie... excellent opening scene Monkey Award nominee?. Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head... Thoughts? Monkey award? I am sure I don't know what you are talking about sir. How you doing lou? Ya, Monkey Award... You're bigger than this place, sunshine. I see you as Joel McHale if one of Joan Rivers impersonators snuck into Melissas room and man-holed her baby maker back in the day. It's kinda like Terminator except that you don't own QVC. And like this isn't your red carpet?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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