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Blinks arsehole was blown out by his drunken stepfather as a youth permanently scarring his fragile eggshell mind...and anus.



there's definitely something there- some traumatic event either to himself or a sibling perhaps, that he'll never admit to. you don't just wake up and decide to crusade against anal unless maybe your dad's first name was Darren or Marc.

blink can't have been with too many real girls either, for if he had, he would've found that introducing anal to them means they have an orgasm in a fraction of the time as otherwise, to the point they start DEMANDING anal.. to the point it gets so old you say "ya um let's go back to vadge".

also if everyone subscribed to the Blink doctrine, and really did abstain from anal, the daily birth rate in salt lake city would quickly surpass india. i don't need any MORE people knocking on my fucking front door asking if i've heard of LDS.