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#422284 - 05/07/09 04:41 PM
Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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A few stories floating through the porno world: Eva Angelina. Now that Princess Roundface has popped out her kid, she's ready to fuck for money again. The story goes that producers were offering her ridiculous amounts of money for her first scenes back from preggo-land. In typical whore stupidity, she's turned down all the offers to start her own DVD production company with Teagen Presley and her suitcase hubby. Eva is now stuck doing all the boy/girl scenes because Teagen's suitcase is making her do girl/girl only. Bonehead move, Eva. Take a few gonzo dicks, collect that rent money, then start your own business. Hailey Young. Apparently Brazzers is now advertising her as a teen? WTF? She's fast approaching thirty. Red Light did this with Charmane Star. They thought she was 18 for a decade. Hailey still has a flat chest and a huge forehead, but she certainly doesn't look like a teen in the face. Yeech...too much Xanax, I guess. Former hooker & pornowhore Carmella Bing has ballooned to 180, and is now sporting the dreaded "muffin top." Michelle Braun. There are rumors the indicted owner of the Nici's Girls hooker service is going to turn state's evidence, as prosecutors plan to take down bigger fish, among others L.A. Direct. Demi Delia, recently departed from LAD, is scared shitless that the DA is coming after her because of her past connections to LAD. Gossip away! 
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#422285 - 05/07/09 04:48 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Eva clearly misses a strong pimp-hand......
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#422286 - 05/07/09 06:27 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Shouldn't this be titled Heard Through the Gapevine?
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#422287 - 05/07/09 06:45 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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Apparently Eva Angelina is providing for Pamela Peaks on her website under the name "Angelina Del Mar." Although the picture doesn't show her face it's from an Eva Angelina photo shoot...or they're using that picture for someone else.
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#422289 - 05/07/09 11:13 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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I hope (but doubt) that somebody can produce a pic of Carmella's Muffin Top.
She always was a fatty in the process of Becoming.
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#422290 - 05/07/09 11:22 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
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Attachments
410327-California_raisins_050127.jpg (31 downloads)
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#422291 - 05/08/09 12:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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She may have to become one of those bitches that keep a wrap around the gut for entire scenes. Classic move for pws who have put on pounds.
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#422293 - 05/08/09 02:00 AM
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Registered: 06/29/06
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#422296 - 05/08/09 07:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Eva now has her trademark heart on tit tan line permanently tatted on her.
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#422297 - 05/08/09 07:16 AM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'll never understand why women go to such great lengths to keep their skin smooth and soft and then go ahead and let someone doodle something on that same skin that in a few years down the road is going to look like a brown recluse spider bite.
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#422298 - 05/08/09 07:34 AM
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#422299 - 05/08/09 08:08 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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#422300 - 05/08/09 08:35 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Looks like a branding, not a tattoo.
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#422301 - 05/08/09 09:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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I'm beginning to think the Brazzers people have rigged the whole "top-rated" whores on their website, much like Mike Ramone was selling AVN awards for blowjobs.  Among their "top" whores: Shyla Stylez, plastic surgery nightmare. Muffin-top Bing, see #1 above Priya Rai. Her nipples point east and west now. Audrey Bitoni...see #1 above Lisa Ann. Quit pretending you're Sarah Palin. Rachel Starr...see #1 above Veronica Rayne...see #1 above Holly Halston...see #1 above
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#422306 - 05/08/09 02:45 PM
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Registered: 08/04/06
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#422307 - 05/08/09 03:22 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Spunko... you're no Steezo. Just sayin.
Sorry.
Feel free to throw out a blue cipher slam. Isn't there another lou or cypher type running around here?. I'm so used to ignoring you twats it all blends together.
Cervix.
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#422308 - 05/08/09 03:54 PM
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Bluecipher here. No slams today. Carmella does look rubenesque. As above, 
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#422309 - 05/08/09 06:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Carmella does look rubenesque.
I think she's been eatin' Reuben sandwiches down at the deli.
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#422310 - 05/08/09 06:49 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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Angelina Del Mar was Eva's original nom de plume when she first got into the biz.
It's been confirmed that it's really her. Word is she is a good lay.
Yeah, and the kid screaming in the background in the other room just adds a "je ne sais quois" to the romance.
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#422311 - 05/08/09 09:38 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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If you can't see the straps on the Wicked Weasel, then 
it's as if she's saying "i don't care". didn't she make a whole big production about quitting porn to do privates back home in vegas? looks like she's killed a few buffet plates at the Rio.
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#422313 - 05/08/09 11:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah, and the kid screaming in the background in the other room just adds a "je ne sais quois" to the romance.
Kudos for that. I had to pronounce it out loud. It threw me back to high school French and next thing I know I'm thinking about banging B****** in my car in the Dairy Queen parking lot during a raging South Florida thunderstorm. Ass up, face down.
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#422315 - 05/11/09 02:55 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Michelle Braun. There are rumors the indicted owner of the Nici's Girls hooker service is going to turn state's evidence, as prosecutors plan to take down bigger fish, among others L.A. Direct. Demi Delia, recently departed from LAD, is scared shitless that the DA is coming after her because of her past connections to LAD.
Score! 
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Braun, aka “Nici,” is due to be arraigned Monday in federal court in Santa Ana, Calif., as part of an agreement to “cooperate fully” with all branches of law enforcement.
I bet Derek Ben Ehglishay is pissing himself right now.
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34783
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#422316 - 05/12/09 09:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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I must admit that while Carmella is hefty in that pic, I'd still like to see the correspondent scene.
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#422317 - 05/12/09 10:13 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I'd still like to see the correspondent scene.
Carmella let herself go
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#422318 - 05/12/09 10:57 PM
Re: Heard Through the Grapevine
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I have no idea why I'm referenced in this thread. But, since it sounded like a compliment, thanks.
And big bitches can be quite sexy sometimes, as long as they are free of cottage-cheese cellulite.
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#422319 - 05/12/09 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Carmella let herself go
Oh the humanity!
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#422320 - 05/13/09 10:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Michelle Braun. There are rumors the indicted owner of the Nici's Girls hooker service is going to turn state's evidence, as prosecutors plan to take down bigger fish, among others L.A. Direct. Demi Delia, recently departed from LAD, is scared shitless that the DA is coming after her because of her past connections to LAD.
Score!
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Braun, aka “Nici,” is due to be arraigned Monday in federal court in Santa Ana, Calif., as part of an agreement to “cooperate fully” with all branches of law enforcement.
I bet Derek Ben Ehglishay is pissing himself right now.
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34783
Ha, so the "bachelor party entertainers" sent over state lines, or whatever else, is paying off now. Fine.
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#422321 - 05/13/09 11:26 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/09
Posts: 71
Loc: Gotham
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I bet Derek Ben Ehglishay is pissing himself right now.
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34783
The link doesn't have a story any more. Was it taken down?
Hmmmm....
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#422323 - 05/13/09 03:51 PM
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Anonymous
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^^^I actually remember that episode of F-Troop, but had no idea that was Korman.
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#422324 - 07/27/09 06:28 AM
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Registered: 04/18/07
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Bing was a heifer before she got into porn. She lost something like 75 lbs.
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#422325 - 08/03/09 12:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Whoreville
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she should go by "Caramello Bing"
*rimshot*
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