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#422257 - 05/07/09 03:56 PM
Elle Devyne was the best milf ever
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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How sad to think that somewhere she is going into menopause all alone.
The day my VCR ate her WTH scene, I wept like Jackie Kennedy in Texas.
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#422258 - 05/07/09 04:15 PM
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One day we were at KFC on summer vacation eating free food courtesy of the owners son. My older brother had agreed to give us a ride to the restaurant and then to the lake where the boat was docked. The three of us were taking turns commenting on how bad MTV had become what with all the reality shows and such. My brother looked up from his lunch, bits of Original Recipe chicken crumbs pasted to the side of his mouth, and says "You idiots won't remember but that chick Nina Hartley(not Blackwood) was really hot and had a great voice."
I couldn't imagine being dogged out by 15 yr olds like he was that day but it had to feel something like what some of you victims realize here.
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#422260 - 05/07/09 04:23 PM
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One day we were at KFC on summer vacation eating free food courtesy of the owners son. My older brother had agreed to give us a ride to the restaurant and then to the lake where the boat was docked. The three of us were taking turns commenting on how bad MTV had become what with all the reality shows and such. My brother looked up from his lunch, bits of Original Recipe chicken crumbs pasted to the side of his mouth, and says "You idiots won't remember but that chick Nina Hartley(not Blackwood) was really hot and had a great voice."
I couldn't imagine being dogged out by 15 yr olds like he was that day but it had to feel something like what some of you victims realize here.
Mmm...original recipe.
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#422262 - 05/07/09 04:34 PM
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One day we were at KFC on summer vacation eating free food courtesy of the owners son. My older brother had agreed to give us a ride to the restaurant and then to the lake where the boat was docked. The three of us were taking turns commenting on how bad MTV had become what with all the reality shows and such. My brother looked up from his lunch, bits of Original Recipe chicken crumbs pasted to the side of his mouth, and says "You idiots won't remember but that chick Nina Hartley(not Blackwood) was really hot and had a great voice."
I couldn't imagine being dogged out by 15 yr olds like he was that day but it had to feel something like what some of you victims realize here.
That was a brilliantly deranged response. A+
Thanks Blahhh.. It's a true story and thus quite contrary to the op in this particular thread.
You are correct, I did not actually cry when that "Rianna Starr" scene was ruined. I was however, very sad. And I do actually think Elle Devyne was incredible...which is the subject of this thread.
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#422263 - 05/07/09 04:39 PM
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It's your world, homeslice. I'm just here to call out your failures.
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#422264 - 05/07/09 04:44 PM
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It's your world, homeslice. I'm just here to call out your failures.
Cool but please take a second to explain to me exactly what the failure was. As a favor for a new kid on the digital block. Do you not like Elle Devyne? Or should it have been Betamax?
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#422265 - 05/07/09 04:52 PM
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I'll let you swim in the minutiae, 03.
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#422266 - 05/07/09 04:59 PM
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I'll let you swim in the minutiae, 03.
I am not an alt. But I guess thats a bit like telling the cops the weed isnt yours, once they decide who to cuff they really aren't listening.
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#422267 - 05/07/09 06:10 PM
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All the diatribe aside, she did have an amazing ass.
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#422268 - 05/07/09 06:45 PM
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One day we were at KFC on summer vacation eating free food courtesy of the owners son. My older brother had agreed to give us a ride to the restaurant and then to the lake where the boat was docked. The three of us were taking turns commenting on how bad MTV had become what with all the reality shows and such. My brother looked up from his lunch, bits of Original Recipe chicken crumbs pasted to the side of his mouth, and says "You idiots won't remember but that chick Nina Hartley(not Blackwood) was really hot and had a great voice."
I couldn't imagine being dogged out by 15 yr olds like he was that day but it had to feel something like what some of you victims realize here.
I could have written that post. That disturbs me.
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#422269 - 05/07/09 07:23 PM
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All the diatribe aside, she did have an amazing ass.
Shit was incredible. Which brings me to the question; why is their no site for White Trash Whores footage?
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#422270 - 05/07/09 08:48 PM
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Never heard of Elle Devyne. Ava Devine is where it's at, kids.
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#422271 - 05/08/09 04:49 AM
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I only know her from a scene in 'Whack Attack 2', which is still around somewhere on VHS. Scene was not bad, if I recall correctly.
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#422272 - 05/08/09 06:58 AM
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Never heard of Elle Devyne. Ava Devine is where it's at, kids.
They are birds of a feather.
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#422273 - 05/08/09 08:18 AM
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I had Seymoure Butts' "Tushy con Carne 2" on VHS somewhere. I'll have dig it up. Envy (Polish girl) and anal mistress of ceremonies Alisha Klass acquit themselves in this one. I do agree though, Ava Devine is in a class of her own. I hope she rethinks her retirement. 
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#422275 - 05/08/09 05:44 PM
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Thanks Fenris but that actually is a true story.
My older brother really is a fucken idiot like that.
He actually traded a late model Corvette for a dodge minivan because he knocked up the first piece of ass he ever parked it on and thought that was what you should do to be a dad.
He has one fucken kid and trades for a minivan.
Also... my troll skillz were honed elsewhere(not 4chan..n00bs)but this just feels like home. I don't troll here.
Thirdly.. jamesn and chicky are legend here. Best I've ever seen.
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#422278 - 05/08/09 10:58 PM
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Yeah I know I feel like when I pour my fucking heart out here on XPT. It's a troll. Sad, really, in real life, I have to say "I shit you not!", like every other word, if they only knew that it that not belongs backwardz, really after shit and all together. 
To quote Jay Mewes, "What the fuck is this bitch babbling about?" 
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#422280 - 06/02/09 10:36 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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All the diatribe aside, she did have an amazing ass.
Shit was incredible. Which brings me to the question; why is their no site for White Trash Whores footage?
There is. It can by found on the pay site at jerkoffzone.com
when i was a member none of the WTH videos were up in their entirety and the navigation/dl options were kinda subpar. If I could download the entire movies however, that would be quite super.
not that anyone cares.
I am almost inspired enough to dust off the VHS player.
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