Thanks Fenris but that actually is a true story.
My older brother really is a fucken idiot like that.
He actually traded a late model Corvette for a dodge minivan because he knocked up the first piece of ass he ever parked it on and thought that was what you should do to be a dad.

He has one fucken kid and trades for a minivan.


Also... my troll skillz were honed elsewhere(not 4chan..n00bs)but this just feels like home. I don't troll here.

Thirdly.. jamesn and chicky are legend here. Best I've ever seen.