Truth be told Mr. Africa, we're all alts. It' like Shawshank up in this biotch! Everyone's innocent in here. Seriously, my birth certificate does not read Dirty Deadz (yet) and so I must conclude that yours does not say Mr. Africa. Therefore, technically, we are all alts. I'm not so into the Scotland Yard detecto set games that the board likes to play from time to time, I just go around reading and posting and trying to be half as funny as MarkJ. It's a goal, and you gotta have 'em.

-Keep It Dirty

...Mark, that was the pass, now dunk it!