OK! That's 3 fuckin' pages now, and not a single spitty, gaggy, slappy, sloppy goodtime story?!?!?!? WTF!? Someone better spin a tale with a quickness before I reach into my bag of yarn and pull out my "first time" story on ya ass! Oh, and...

-Keep It Dirty

...I swear I'll do it, so start regailing me now.
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"...The "friend" of Pretty that Dirty finger blasted in church school..." -Lou Cypher