OK! That's 3 fuckin' pages now, and not a single spitty, gaggy, slappy, sloppy goodtime story?!?!?!? WTF!? Someone better spin a tale with a quickness before I reach into my bag of yarn and pull out my "first time" story on ya ass! Oh, and...
-Keep It Dirty

...I swear I'll do it, so start regailing me now.