Lou ! "Whooley Headed Zulu Troublemaker made me giggle. I'm not sure why and I'm not proud of it. If someone could somehow adeptly combine it with the "farm equipment" description I'm pretty sure I'd have a good laugh and walk away unaffected."

The Whooley headed Zulu troublemaker easily accepted the white slavers large plow into his manure spreader ! There ya go !