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#422187 - 05/07/09 11:39 AM
Facial abuse/Ghetto Gaggers stories
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Duke. Tell me the stories of some whores of yore. Let us begin with:
Chloe & Mecca
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#422188 - 05/07/09 12:33 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Hey mr. Africa, are you a blakman like tritone?
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#422189 - 05/07/09 12:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Hey mr. Africa, are you a blakman like tritone?
I dont know who tritone is. I am an Afrikaaner named Jan Smuts.
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#422190 - 05/07/09 12:37 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Awesome! South African chicks=pure hotness.
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#422191 - 05/07/09 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Um, Jan is a guy's name, silly.
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#422192 - 05/07/09 12:42 PM
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Pervert
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I know, I also doubt his real surname is SMUTs.
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#422193 - 05/07/09 12:43 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Um, Jan is a guy's name, silly.
I wasnt trying to be mean...Jan Smuts is mildly famous for doing stuff in historytimes. I am actually Joseph Mobutu's oldest child. Now somebody call Duke and tell him to tell me about how these wonderful women ended up on his couch and when they are coming back.
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#422194 - 05/07/09 12:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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I know, I also doubt his real surname is SMUTs.
You just offended all of Boerdom. Pik Botha's ghost is going to visit you three nights in a row.
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#422196 - 05/07/09 12:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I wasnt trying to be mean...Jan Smuts is mildly famous for doing stuff in historytimes. I am actually Joseph Mobutu's oldest child. Now somebody call Duke and tell him to tell me about how these wonderful women ended up on his couch and when they are coming back.
Have you ever been raped by Mr. Zuma? Oh and tritone is a kaffir poster*, you'll get to know him soon enough.
but I'm sure you know that already, jamesn
Mr. Zuma never made it up to Stanleyville, sadly.
jamesn? you lost me...
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#422198 - 05/07/09 01:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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I wasnt trying to be mean...Jan Smuts is mildly famous for doing stuff in historytimes. I am actually Joseph Mobutu's oldest child. Now somebody call Duke and tell him to tell me about how these wonderful women ended up on his couch and when they are coming back.
Have you ever been raped by Mr. Zuma? Oh and tritone is a kaffir poster*, you'll get to know him soon enough.
but I'm sure you know that already, jamesn
Mr. Zuma never made it up to Stanleyville, sadly.
jamesn? you lost me...
Jameson is a legendary XPT poster. He's a true scholar and a gentleman. I think you're his Alt.
Also Gia you whore add me already!!!
I am flattered but no, I am nobodys alt anything. If you have any requests for lurid tales of Facial abuse however, you are in the right place. If you are part of the new Zuma administration then please PM me, I have some ideas.
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#422199 - 05/07/09 01:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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I realize that you are in South Africa and not Nigeria, but I wonder if you could assist me. It appears that some members of the Nigerian government owe me a substantial sum of money and they have been slow to pay.
Do you have any advice for me?
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#422200 - 05/07/09 01:38 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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I realize that you are in South Africa and not Nigeria, but I wonder if you could assist me. It appears that some members of the Nigerian government owe me a substantial sum of money and they have been slow to pay.
Do you have any advice for me?
Send me all your pertinent banking information and my assets recovery team will begin work immediately on recovering your funds.
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#422201 - 05/07/09 02:00 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Have you ever been raped by Mr. Zuma? Oh and tritone is a kaffir poster*, you'll get to know him soon enough.
Just because Mr. Africa is white, it doesn't mean he'll be okay with you using racial slurs such as "kaffir".
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#422203 - 05/07/09 02:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Have you ever been raped by Mr. Zuma? Oh and tritone is a kaffir poster*, you'll get to know him soon enough.
Just because Mr. Africa is white, it doesn't mean he'll be okay with you using racial slurs such as "kaffir".
I'm white?
Its the internet, I cannot prevent people from googling words and using them just as I cannot prevent the government of Nigeria from sending business propositions via email to the previous poster.
What I can do is demand good stories about the talented women of Adult Doorway.
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#422205 - 05/07/09 02:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Would you prefer Nigger? Spook? Jigaboo? Spearchucker? Jungle Bunny? Sambo? Schwartza? Moolie? Antique Farm Equipment? Spade? Whooley Headed Zulu Troublemaker? Tar Baby? Mississippi Tree Emblem?
I like some of those...but I feel like they've all been done. Keep brainstorming though, I think we are almost there...
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#422206 - 05/07/09 02:53 PM
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Whooley Headed Zulu Troublemaker made me giggle. I'm not sure why and I'm not proud of it. If someone could somehow adeptly combine it with the "farm equipment" description I'm pretty sure I'd have a good laugh and walk away unaffected.
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#422210 - 05/07/09 03:14 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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No, seriously, I'm not an alt. I just forgot about this board. Okay, so seriously, one of you hit Duke up on the red telephone, I want to know when Chloe is coming back. Her scene is the bestest.
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#422212 - 05/07/09 04:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Chloe that was a good scene she got the plunger in her ass, and realized she was capable of love. Being that when she was covered in her own slop she had an epiphany that she actually loved the nice guy back home. 
Guess she wont be coming back then.
*sigh*
Gotta love a Mainer.
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#422214 - 05/07/09 07:26 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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Wow. long ago.. I do not even recall.
Duke
That saddens me. How about some other classics- Sophia (latina abuse) or one of my other favorites, Jenny (latina abuse). Someone must find these pioneers of degradation and present them with a lifetime achievement award.
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#422215 - 05/07/09 09:28 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
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Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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^ Sophia was cute a nice little spinner
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#422216 - 05/08/09 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Lou ! "Whooley Headed Zulu Troublemaker made me giggle. I'm not sure why and I'm not proud of it. If someone could somehow adeptly combine it with the "farm equipment" description I'm pretty sure I'd have a good laugh and walk away unaffected."
The Whooley headed Zulu troublemaker easily accepted the white slavers large plow into his manure spreader ! There ya go ! 
Edited by backdoorman (05/08/09 07:40 AM)
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#422218 - 05/08/09 08:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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why do i get the feeling mr africa got pulled out of someone's spare alt box- reg'd since 2003 and picks today to wake up, with lingo like he's wandering a place he already knows.
any case, i give this guy two swine flu snorts up.
Yea.. totally. This is def alt nic BS.
Duke
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#422219 - 05/09/09 12:18 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
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Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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The Whooley headed Zulu troublemaker easily accepted the white slavers large plow into his manure spreader !
Your avatar, where is it from? I seen it before 
Duke
[tritone] Where can I steal the scene?[/tritone]
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#422220 - 05/09/09 01:06 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/12/08
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Black, African American, or Negro would do. In that order of preference.
Are your from Africa?? I for one am sick of this "African American" bullshit.
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#422221 - 05/10/09 10:56 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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why do i get the feeling mr africa got pulled out of someone's spare alt box- reg'd since 2003 and picks today to wake up, with lingo like he's wandering a place he already knows.
any case, i give this guy two swine flu snorts up.
Yea.. totally. This is def alt nic BS.
Duke
I am not an alt but yeah, thanks.
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#422222 - 05/11/09 07:19 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Black, African American, or Negro would do. In that order of preference.
Are your from Africa?? I for one am sick of this "African American" bullshit.
While I prefer plain old "black", I don't consider African-American incorrect because my ancestors WERE from Africa. No, I wasn't born there, but am descended from those who were.
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#422224 - 05/11/09 07:26 AM
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Zip Coon
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But you should go to Africa and stay there.
People like to talk shit about Africa, but mark my words: within the next century it will become the new frontier. Loads of untapped talent and natural resources and there.
The Chinese already have a leg-up on us in this area.
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#422225 - 05/11/09 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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As does Al-Qaeda ! Look here !
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#422226 - 05/11/09 07:34 AM
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Zip Coon
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As does Al-Qaeda !
Look here !
Yep. We can't let those bastards brainwash young Africans with their extremist dogma.
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#422228 - 05/11/09 08:04 AM
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Zip Coon
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Yeah we'll get beauties like this.
Hell, I'd do her. 
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#422229 - 05/11/09 08:11 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Before Africa becomes the next frontier, the continent has to over come all the disease and constant turmoil.
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#422230 - 05/11/09 01:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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thread derailed and flew through several homes close to the tracks. Authorities are still searching for survivors but those close to the scene say they are beginning to deploy cadaver dogs.
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#422231 - 05/11/09 01:56 PM
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Pervert
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Yeah we'll get beauties like this.
is that robin quivers?
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#422233 - 05/11/09 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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The girl in the pic is Kenya Sweets at the Exotica Miami show.
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#422234 - 05/11/09 10:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/19/03
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The girl in the pic is Kenya Sweets at the Exotica Miami show.
hmmm. needless to say, she's got a nice ass
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#422236 - 05/11/09 10:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Yeah we'll get beauties like this.
is that robin quivers?
I bet her first shoot was for National Geographic.
If I was allowed to check her teeth, I might put in a bid at auction.
Living the dream bro
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#422237 - 05/12/09 12:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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OK! That's 3 fuckin' pages now, and not a single spitty, gaggy, slappy, sloppy goodtime story?!?!?!? WTF!? Someone better spin a tale with a quickness before I reach into my bag of yarn and pull out my "first time" story on ya ass! Oh, and... -Keep It Dirty  ...I swear I'll do it, so start regailing me now.
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#422238 - 05/12/09 12:58 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
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check out Dukes blog www.dukeskywalker.com
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#422239 - 05/12/09 01:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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OK! That's 3 fuckin' pages now, and not a single spitty, gaggy, slappy, sloppy goodtime story?!?!?!? WTF!? Someone better spin a tale with a quickness before I reach into my bag of yarn and pull out my "first time" story on ya ass! Oh, and...
-Keep It Dirty
...I swear I'll do it, so start regailing me now.
I tried. But like a third of the posts on the front page it turned into a John Birch Society meeting.
I want to hear about Rosanna on Latina Abuse being discovered working her job at Arbys.
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#422241 - 05/13/09 09:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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^ with Rosanna it still blows my mind she was able to take that fire hydrant of a dildo with no problemo. She kept calling to come back and work with the dildo. It was the only thing that would fill her up after she gave birth. 
You gotta bring her back. She was such a little pig, yet somehow still sexy. she was preggers during that shoot? lol, wow.
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#422243 - 05/13/09 06:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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^ with Rosanna it still blows my mind she was able to take that fire hydrant of a dildo with no problemo. She kept calling to come back and work with the dildo. It was the only thing that would fill her up after she gave birth.
You gotta bring her back. She was such a little pig, yet somehow still sexy. she was preggers during that shoot? lol, wow.
No she wasnt preggers.. Read more carefully.
Also, is it me or did you start out this thread sounding more african, and now you are talking like english is your first language, not to mention using coloquial speech. Dump the fake nick bro..
Duke
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#422244 - 05/13/09 07:20 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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^ with Rosanna it still blows my mind she was able to take that fire hydrant of a dildo with no problemo. She kept calling to come back and work with the dildo. It was the only thing that would fill her up after she gave birth.
You gotta bring her back. She was such a little pig, yet somehow still sexy. she was preggers during that shoot? lol, wow.
No she wasnt preggers.. Read more carefully.
Also, is it me or did you start out this thread sounding more african, and now you are talking like english is your first language, not to mention using coloquial speech. Dump the fake nick bro..
Duke
lol@ "talking more african". I wonder how I would do that...maybe if we had a tsetse fly.gif...but I digress.
English is my first language. Like a lot of Africans,actually, although I never said I was an African, someone asked me...actually, I guess I did claim to be both former Apartheid premier Jan Smuts and Joseph Mobutu's long lost love child but those were jokes. Obscure ones apparently.
Your annoyance is palpable however, which seems odd since this post is merely politely inquiring about your sites which you often discuss on here. Perhaps this is due to your conviction that I am an alt. Or maybe you used to own land in Rhodesia...who knows.
On the subject of reading comprehension, I have already told you I am not an alt, so I guess we both have work to do on that front. I almost wish I was an alt, it is going to prove massively disappointing to all that I am just a guy who didn't use his account for six years. Not nearly as exciting as the possibility that I am really Tritone's love child with jamesn or whatever.
I am now thinking of starting an alt for the purpose of not having people think I am an alt, even though I am not an alt...the rabbithole deepens...
Anyway, you clearly do not want to talk about the subject at hand and nobody else appears to want to either so yeah...time for a Peter North vs Ron Victory thread. Who was gayer?
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#422246 - 05/14/09 06:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Truth be told Mr. Africa, we're all alts. It' like Shawshank up in this biotch! Everyone's innocent in here. Seriously, my birth certificate does not read Dirty Deadz (yet) and so I must conclude that yours does not say Mr. Africa. Therefore, technically, we are all alts. I'm not so into the Scotland Yard detecto set games that the board likes to play from time to time, I just go around reading and posting and trying to be half as funny as MarkJ. It's a goal, and you gotta have 'em. -Keep It Dirty ...Mark, that was the pass, now dunk it!
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#422248 - 05/15/09 09:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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To enter your thoughts for just a few seconds as your pick their faith from
your Teeth. The obscene dance of your memories. What you touched and what you
tore irreparably screams in the chambers on the Cloth. In time perhaps something
resembling guilt will finally devour You.
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#422250 - 05/15/09 09:37 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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To enter your thoughts for just a few seconds as your pick their faith from
your Teeth. The obscene dance of your memories. What you touched and what you
tore irreparably screams in the chambers on the Cloth. In time perhaps something
resembling guilt will finally devour You.
Was that thomas beckett?
Duke
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#422252 - 05/15/09 09:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#422256 - 05/17/09 04:55 AM
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^^ Limited budget makes for limited choice. And I don't notice much difference in quality, to be honest.
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