Oh, I'll be there Alilicious. You see, I help out my fellow perverts in the business. And Jeff Mike is one of the perviest. Where do you think he got the idea for Gagfactor? If you think my shit is that bad, just what the fuck are you doing on this board?

The same goes for that useless whore Jen Padova. I appreciate your posting up all the time. That's good, but what have you done lately? In the past, you got D-P'd with radiator hoses, and you got shit to say? Bring it on bitch.

And how about that fucking fuck Pussy Power? You got nothing better to do with you life than post up inane shit on a messageboard? Got quite an obsession with Teeie-Porn don't we? I don't think you want anybody looking into your closet.

And Lain... What can we say about Lain, except that she failed at even being a cum dumpster over here dure her one and final shoot. I see somebody go her head temporally screwed on straight, doing a ten man jerk-fest. She was so bad that I gave her to my cameraman to fuck just so I wouldn't have to look at her face any longer.

I'm not here to defend myself. So if you think I will, you can go fuck your niece again. The cops couldn't stop me, and none of you negative losers are going to even slow me down. I'm just doing a favor for a friend, that's all.

I ordinarily prefer to let my work do the talking. My website is www.MaxHardcore.com. One profile is at: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/pornographers/max-hardcore/