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#421702 - 05/06/09 01:43 AM A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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I would like to extend my personal thanks to any woman who had the courage to flash the cameras at Disneyland during their ride on Splash Mountain. Just after going over the edge of a steep drop off, a camera would take a photo. Many cheeky monkeys decided to flash their boobs at the Happiest Place on Earth in an attempt to make it a little happier.

Good for them! Meet me in New Orleans for Mardi Gras!

I would also like to thank FOX11 for considering this story newsworthy. Wonderful!

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#421703 - 05/06/09 02:43 AM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Sir, what is the deal with you and Monkeys?! "cheeky Monkeys", "Monkey toes", this, that, , , everything is !!!. I simply don't understand your fascination with You really do, love, mnkey....
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#421704 - 05/06/09 01:06 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Isabel Ice used to use the term "cheeky monkey" quite often and I picked it up. It makes me think of her and I miss her. Quit being such an angry gorilla, you cheeky monkey.

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#421705 - 05/06/09 03:33 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Eat shit you fucking hack.
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#421706 - 05/06/09 06:54 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Such anger after only 33 posts! My my my....

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#421707 - 05/06/09 07:19 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Such anger after only 33 posts! My my my....



I wish Panzer would have killed and eaten you when you met.
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#421708 - 05/06/09 07:22 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Such anger after only 33 posts! My my my....



I wish Panzer would have killed and eaten you when you met.



Nah, Brandon is a nice guy.

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#421709 - 05/06/09 07:23 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Yes, I know. You would have followed him for 24 hours and felched me out of his rectum, you sick fuck. Now, please, let me get back to preparing for Debi Diamond's mouth, ok? Yes, I said Debi Diamond.

On another note, I just got off the phone with Sasha Grey. She says she is going to get Hollywood's Gay Mafia after you.

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#421710 - 05/06/09 08:18 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Sir, what is the deal with you and Monkeys?





I'm more concerned about his fascination with assassins and serial killers.

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#421711 - 05/06/09 08:57 PM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Such anger after only 33 posts! My my my....



I wish Panzer would have killed and eaten you when you met.



I think you should show Mr Irons some respect.I know it is a tough thing when you live in a 12 X 65 Trailer and your redwood deck needs painting and your polyester curtains are looking a bit frayed but you don't have to be bitter and mad at Brandon. He isn't the reason you have failed,
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#421712 - 05/07/09 12:15 AM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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Let's turn this back to Debi Diamond and her wonderfully trained mouth. As beautiful as watching a prestigious Lipizzaner horse do tricks, Debi is very, very good at following instructions.


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#421713 - 05/07/09 03:33 AM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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I posted pics of Debi in Website Talk under the thread "Debi Diamond." Enjoy!

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#421714 - 05/08/09 03:18 AM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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I'm more concerned about his fascination with assassins and serial killers.



Brandon?!?! I had no idea!


@ Bug. be nice to Brandon, be happy, be nice to Ryan too//.




@Brandon!. That DebiDiemond is a busted dirtyy ol' crackwhore! Again, what the fuck where you thinking! Why do you stick your penis in such horrid things!


I have a spiderbite on my cheeky I cant stop scraching it, the cheeky,mnkyy
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#421715 - 05/08/09 06:19 AM Re: A salute to the ladies of Flash Mountain
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I have a spiderbite on my cheeky I cant stop scraching it, the cheeky,mnkyy




Waaaay too easy...
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