Jeff, you're so much up this monkey's ass, I can see your feet from its butt hole.

I will never ever understand the supposed "talent" that is Smelly Monkey. Laugh? Never.

Funny? As funny as rats gnawing on your balls.

Smartt, can you believe it? I cannot. I'd rather be on Smartt's side any day that Smelly's band of losers.

Love, LB.