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#421637 - 05/05/09 04:06 PM
Pirates Accidentally Try To Seize French Navy Ship
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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click"The French Navy said they seized 11 pirates Sunday after they apparently mistook a French military vessel for a commercial ship and made a run at it... The pirates, who had a mother ship as well as the two assault boats, are being held for questioning on the Nivose, Prazuck said."
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#421639 - 05/05/09 06:22 PM
Re: Pirates Accidentally Try To Seize French Navy Ship
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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"The French Navy said they seized 11 pirates Sunday after they apparently mistook a French military vessel for a commercial ship and made a run at it...
Two for this one:
1) Oops.
2) The mistake is understandable. It IS a FRENCH navy ship. I once saw a French destroyer when I was in Martinique, and it looked like it would lose a war with floatation. Really.
On a similar note
Edited by geek (05/05/09 07:43 PM)
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#421640 - 05/05/09 07:27 PM
Re: Pirates Accidentally Try To Seize French Navy Ship
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Since we're talking about the French navy, I'm surprised they didn't surrender to the pirates.
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#421641 - 05/06/09 07:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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The pirates were knocked out cold when the French raised their arms to surrender.
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#421642 - 05/06/09 10:44 AM
Re: Pirates Accidentally Try To Seize French Navy Ship
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 28
Loc: Under a bridge
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lol....the French are never gonna live that down are they?....*sigh* I guess to be popular The french are scardy cats...
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#421647 - 05/06/09 05:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Followed by throwing livestock down on them and telling them their mother smelt of elderberries.
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#421649 - 05/06/09 07:16 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Followed by throwing livestock down on them and telling them their mother smelt of elderberries.
Has anyone met any black Monty Python fans? In my travels I've noticed it seems to be a "white" thing. Same deal with digging vampires and stuff.
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#421651 - 05/06/09 08:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Followed by throwing livestock down on them and telling them their mother smelt of elderberries.
Has anyone met any black Monty Python fans? In my travels I've noticed it seems to be a "white" thing. Same deal with digging vampires and stuff.
Yes. You just love stereotypes.
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#421654 - 05/07/09 06:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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You know Tritone you don't get on my nerves because you're black. You have got on my nerves due to the one trick pony theme of the majority of your posts but now you are getting on my nerves due to your habit of leaving four or five blank lines between the last word in your post and when you enter it. Every time I try to use the quote function on one of your quotes it becomes a clusterfuck with me putting my post inside your quote because I don't look for the bracketed backslash quote part that is always a dozen lines underneath the rest of your post. Knock it off, you're making me look like I've never used a quote function before.
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#421656 - 05/07/09 09:39 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Knock it off, you're making me look like I've never used a quote function before.
Testing ... how is this?
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#421657 - 05/07/09 09:44 AM
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Zip Coon
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Followed by throwing livestock down on them and telling them their mother smelt of elderberries.
Has anyone met any black Monty Python fans? In my travels I've noticed it seems to be a "white" thing. Same deal with digging vampires and stuff.
OK, I am quote-replying to my own post here. In the edit form on my browser (Firefox 3.0), there is a hard carraige-return/newline after the word "stuff". Then, there are a few spaces on the very next line before the closing "\[/quote\]" markup. I'm not seeing the multiple lines you are claiming. Not here at least. Perhaps its a quirk with how your browser is handling this site's text entry form?
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#421660 - 05/07/09 04:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
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In the edit form on my browser (Firefox 3.0),
Chrome. Come on, get with last month.
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#421662 - 05/07/09 04:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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Well said Geek.
This whole story begs the question..What if?.
What if the pirates actually somehow seized that ship?.
It is the French after all.
Just imagine the implications and the momentary transfer of power that scenario would cause.
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#421663 - 05/07/09 05:39 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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You know Tritone you don't get on my nerves because you're black. You have got on my nerves due to the one trick pony theme of the majority of your posts
check out TUP reeling it in!
speaking of, anyone else see the irony in tritone attempting to hijack this particular thread..
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#421664 - 05/07/09 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I don't actually notice much about tritone that isn't ironic.
Sorry Tritone, I like talking games you but aside from PM's you only show up when there is some potential for racial tension.
You might get a kick out of being impartial some time.
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#421665 - 05/07/09 06:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Well said Geek.
This whole story begs the question..What if?.
What if the pirates actually somehow seized that ship?.
It is the French after all.
Just imagine the implications and the momentary transfer of power that scenario would cause.
It would be a deadly situation until the helicopter ran out of fuel?
It gets pimped with some chrome 22" rims?
Would it be perfect justice? Somailian hijackers damned to enternity to haunting a french vessle.
Or, most likely, everyone would chuckle and go on with life. ---
A pair of F/A-18's from the USS Your-day-is-fucked would pay it a visit. End of File.
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#421666 - 05/07/09 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well, I'm glad the operation went better than Trafalgar.
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#421668 - 05/15/09 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Watchdog: Piracy not based on intelligence network LONDON (AP) - Pirate attacks off the Somali coast appear to be mainly opportunistic and there is no indication that vessels are targeted with the help of intelligence from international contacts, a maritime watchdog said Friday. The International Maritime Bureau said there was no evidence to support media reports that individuals with access to information about shipping routes and cargoes may be helping pirates to locate the most vulnerable ships, and ones most likely to yield large ransoms. Pirate raids on vessels off the Horn of Africa have surged this year, confounding authorities who have been hard-pressed to curb the assaults despite the deployment of an international task force of military craft. Many experts and authorities believe the pirates target ships almost at random, but the burgeoning business of collecting ransoms from shipping companies eager to free their crews and cargoes has triggered a debate about the degree of sophistication of the assailants. "Further allegations have been made in the press that London-based information channels have been utilized to provide intelligence to the pirate gangs," the London-based bureau said. "There is no evidence to support these allegations." "Further, there is no information in the public domain that would enable pirates to precisely locate a targeted vessel at sea and then to mount a successful attack off the Horn of Africa," it said. The bureau said attacked vessels included fishing boats, bulk carriers and a supertanker, with assorted cargoes bound for a variety of ports. It said pirates have tried to attack naval units, mistakenly believing them to be merchant ships. "Pirates target vessels that are easy to board and in their vicinity," the bureau said. "If an attack is successfully repelled they move on to another vessel." On Wednesday, the commander of the European Union's naval task force said searches of captured "mother" pirate ships operating off the Somali coast have revealed for the first time that gangs are coordinating their attacks against commercial shipping. But British Rear Admiral Philip Jones said he was "bemused" by media reports that the pirates were receiving intelligence on the movement of commercial shipping from sources in the West, adding that the searches of the mother ships had yielded no such evidence. Despite the international naval presence, attacks on commercial shipping off the Somali coast have increased in the last two months as pirates have taken to sailing far out into the Indian Ocean to attack vessels beyond the patrol range of the warships.
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#421669 - 05/16/09 10:33 AM
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Pirate ships would lower their flags, When Puff roared out his name, Oh, Puff, the Magic Dragon,Lived by the sea, -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#421671 - 05/18/09 07:48 AM
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Zip Coon
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[ Honestly Tritone, I have not. I have seen something even weirder though. Black 'Magic the Gathering' fanboys.
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