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#421520 - 05/04/09 11:23 PM Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Chastity Lynn is a sweet, pretty young thing. She is also a candy ass.

A cavity is now consuming my heart because I fell deeply in love with this star of SHE IS HALF MY AGE #12. Guess I shouldn't have eaten her butt.

Too sweet. Much too sweet for a man my age.
Parting those cheeks (and parting from them) was such sweet sorrow. Starting today, April 5th, now is the winter of my discontent. I need her precious holes again and each moment away from that young bung makes my death a little more welcome.
GIMME BACK THAT FUCKING PERFECT ASS! I NEED IT!!!













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#421521 - 05/05/09 04:56 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
geek Offline
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
Great potential. Get her to a hair stylist and keep her away from the plastic surgeons.

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#421523 - 05/07/09 10:01 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
She looks a little "Tard" and that makes me hard!
Hey I just wrote the next Little Wayne song!
YEEaaaYYaaa!!!

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#421524 - 05/09/09 03:39 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
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Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
Her face kinda looks like Julie Night's .

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#421525 - 05/11/09 06:43 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Good God - she's either totally stoned or autistic.
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#421526 - 05/11/09 07:12 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Little from column A, little from column B.
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#421527 - 05/11/09 07:50 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Wearing that candy's gonna give her a yeast infection.
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#421529 - 05/12/09 08:22 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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I think we can be relatively sure that anything she gets from the candy panties will be insignificant compared to whatever she catches from Brandon or his furniture.
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#421530 - 05/12/09 11:46 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:





Fuckin' A! ... e*Tards... 0_o


I hate the song "Shooting Star"... I was never in to the moon and star...
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#421531 - 05/13/09 12:50 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Quote:

I think we can be relatively sure that anything she gets from the candy panties will be insignificant compared to whatever she catches from Brandon or his furniture.




Say what you want about me but leave the furniture out of it.

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#421532 - 05/15/09 07:18 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Taylor Street Offline
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Registered: 08/22/08
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#421533 - 05/15/09 08:09 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Chastity did turn it up to 11.

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#421534 - 05/16/09 08:21 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Taylor Street Offline
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Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
im just busting your balls a little, when i grow up and start my porn site im gonna book her too, she is a hotty.

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#421535 - 05/16/09 09:38 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Brandon_Iron Offline
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She is the daughter of that dude from Spinal Tap. Was hoping to keep this under wraps but the cat is out of the bag now.

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#421536 - 05/18/09 06:40 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
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Registered: 06/05/05
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#421537 - 05/18/09 06:43 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

im just busting your balls a little, when i grow up and start my porn site im gonna book her too, she is a hotty.




So, basically never.
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#421538 - 05/18/09 11:03 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Taylor Street Offline
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Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
Quote:

Quote:

im just busting your balls a little, when i grow up and start my porn site im gonna book her too, she is a hotty.




So, basically never.




So basically, Im working on it.
Step 1. I have relocated to Los Angeles where Im legally protected to film porn. See you guys at Erotica-LA next month.

2. Try to be very careful with every step, do my homework, this indusrty is more flooded then the pizza indusrty.

Gia, what do like on your pizza, I make my own dough and sauce from scratch, you'll take me up on this offer when you get to know me in the years to come, Brandon too

....Id like to book you Gia but the problem is I dont think you have any shock factor left. Whatever I would pay for your time would be to much. Dont get pissed, I like you, I like your smart-mouth, but its purely business, "this is business Tom, and this man is taking it very peronal"............name that movie

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#421539 - 05/18/09 11:13 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
So, you have figured out how to make raw vegan pizza?

Eating raw dough sounds pretty awful to me, but if you have a recipe please post it.
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#421540 - 05/18/09 11:28 AM My Dough Recipe
Taylor Street Offline
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Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
Quote:

So, you have figured out how to make raw vegan pizza?

Eating raw dough sounds pretty awful to me, but if you have a recipe please post it.



Are you saying Gia is a vegan? what is in your glass avatar?

Here is a good pizza dough recipe :
2 5/8 cups water 100-108degrees F, 2tspn sugar, 2tbl olive oil, 1 tspn salt, 1 pckg yeast - let sit for 15 minutes then add 7.5 cups unbleached flour- makes two pizza crust 14inch thin or 12inchdeep dish

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#421541 - 05/18/09 11:38 AM Re: My Dough Recipe
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You might want to read more of Gia's posts, she talks about her diet quite a bit.

Being vegan isn't a barrier from eating pizza though, eating only raw foods is.

It's a hamster.
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#421542 - 05/18/09 01:17 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Vegetarians eat pizza. Vegans don't eat pizza because they don't eat meat, dairy, or eggs. Same with most raw foodists since most raw poeple are raw vegan. Vegans will eat soy cheese (usually the kind without caesins), but raw foodists won't because that's a processed food. I still eat meat every now and then, but I haven't had pizza in six months simply because my taste buds just don't want the dairy.

Search the internet for vegan pizza dough. Hit it up.
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#421543 - 09/10/09 02:17 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
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Registered: 08/23/09
Posts: 25
Loc: georgia
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#421544 - 09/10/09 04:36 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:






Another Brandon alt?
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#421545 - 09/10/09 05:38 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Please....keep bumping.
Now go to www.brandoniron.com and find all the other alts. Some are hidden. Some are in plain view. There are several embedded deep within the join page. You will need your credit card to find them. Good luck.

To get back to Chastity, there will be some exciting news about her soon.

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#421546 - 09/10/09 06:07 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Quote:

You might want to read more of Gia's posts, she talks about her diet quite a bit.




Wow! Do tell less..

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#421547 - 09/10/09 06:24 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
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Knox...I could be wrong (you'll cling to these words) but aren't you just about like Michael Jacksons hand puppet these days?.
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#421548 - 09/11/09 02:34 AM Re: My Dough Recipe
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
I see "My Dough Recipe", click on it, and wind up in a Brandon "She Is Halfway to AIM" thread.

Nice.
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#421549 - 09/11/09 05:42 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
What kind of cad do you think I am? I give them penicillin shots right after the shoots. Seriously, though, the recession is forcing me to re-use all these needles....ooops...I think I just messed things up more now. Can't seem to do anything right...

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#421550 - 09/11/09 06:20 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:


Step 1. I have relocated to Los Angeles where Im legally protected to film porn. See you guys at Erotica-LA next month.




Just curious, did any of you California folks meet Taylor Street yet?
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#421551 - 09/13/09 12:27 PM Re: My Dough Recipe
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
I've been checking out Chastity Lynn scenes. This girl has potential! Great performer, anal now on the menu, crazy eyes. Highly strokable scenes.
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#421552 - 09/14/09 07:58 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

im just busting your balls a little, when i grow up and start my porn site im gonna book her too, she is a hotty.




So, basically never.




So basically, Im working on it.
Step 1. I have relocated to Los Angeles where Im legally protected to film porn. See you guys at Erotica-LA next month.

2. Try to be very careful with every step, do my homework, this indusrty is more flooded then the pizza indusrty.

Gia, what do like on your pizza, I make my own dough and sauce from scratch, you'll take me up on this offer when you get to know me in the years to come, Brandon too

....Id like to book you Gia but the problem is I dont think you have any shock factor left. Whatever I would pay for your time would be to much. Dont get pissed, I like you, I like your smart-mouth, but its purely business, "this is business Tom, and this man is taking it very peronal"............name that movie




Taylor, I'm sure that Gia has you on her "no "list, not that anyone knows who are and that no one even cares.

Besides, it's either pay her or make that Traler payment. Unless you want to sleep under the 405 again, I suggest that you make that payment.

You bore me..
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#421553 - 09/14/09 10:14 AM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Paperchase... knock it off!.

Okay, now......


done.
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#421554 - 03/13/10 08:28 PM Re: Chastity Lynn, candy ass
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I don't know of any anal scenes yet. But she does a hard scene in Rocco: Puppet Master 8 where Tara Lynn Fox's sphincter gets repeated plundered and Chastity gets a "taste" of the action by keeping everything clean with her tongue...
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