I contracted that today for the first time since college in an "Eggs Up Grill". Like a Huddle House or Waffle House it's a breakfast place. Like all of them, one waitress stood above the rest even as she talked to her coworkers about "having her weekend with the boy" and her child playing in the park.

It came time to leave and I couldn't get out of the stool- it would have been too embarrassing. I had to have another cup of coffee and wait/will the penis to allow me safe and polite passage. I forget her name.