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#421325 - 05/04/09 12:18 AM Brandon, did you write this script?
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#421326 - 05/04/09 03:14 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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No, it was at the direction of Jim Powers.

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#421327 - 05/04/09 07:01 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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It would have been better if Brandon hopped on that chicks shoulders and had her run around while he screamed, "Who run Barter Town!!!"
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#421328 - 05/04/09 07:40 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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#421329 - 05/06/09 07:12 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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LMFAO, Brandon's best work ever. Brandon, which AVN award were you nominated for with such a stirring peroformance?
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#421331 - 05/06/09 09:30 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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I'd rate his performance equal to Jennifer Lopez in Anaconda...and the snake looks more realistic too.

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#421332 - 05/06/09 01:02 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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It was this particular day that made me decide to form Brandon Iron Productions. I think the world is a better place for it.

You'd think that Sasha would thank me for paving the way for her, but no.

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#421333 - 05/06/09 01:28 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Wraslin a fucking fake snake on a porn set! Brandon, low point of the career? Inquiring minds need to know.....?
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#421334 - 05/06/09 02:00 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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You saw me wrestling a rubber snake. I saw an intro to a scene where I wrestled Anita Blonde and introduced her to my trouser snake. High point in my career, actually.

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#421335 - 05/07/09 08:49 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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What movie is that from?
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#421336 - 05/07/09 08:54 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Not sure. It's probably out of stock....
We should all just move on.

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#421337 - 05/09/09 08:07 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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That was awesome

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#421338 - 05/09/09 08:48 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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http://www.mcwetboy.net/snakesonfilm/2008/05/pussy_beat_2.php
I believe Heatwave video was the original distributor .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcO0TdUc0Js Almost 5 million views

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#421339 - 05/13/09 01:06 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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No, it was not Heatwave. It was the now-defunct Microwave Video. They went under years ago. Move on. Please move on...

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#421340 - 05/13/09 02:29 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#421341 - 05/13/09 11:53 AM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Brandon has asked us to "please move on" several times on this thread. Hmmmmmm. Believe we need to keep this thing going for the forseeable future.

Brandon, how many takes did this scene take? How many times were you rolling on the ground and just busted out laughing at just how fucked up the scene was?
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#421342 - 05/13/09 01:26 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Brandon has asked us to "please move on" several times on this thread. Hmmmmmm. Believe we need to keep this thing going for the forseeable future.

Brandon, how many takes did this scene take? How many times were you rolling on the ground and just busted out laughing at just how fucked up the scene was?




How many takes did it take before you were able to actually beat the snake?
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#421343 - 05/13/09 01:54 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Brandon, how many chances did it take for her to knock over the three bottles and win you the snake?
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#421344 - 05/13/09 03:17 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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The snake went on to have a wonderful career in Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez. I hope they are both happy together. My heart is broken. 1997 was the start of many painful memories. Enough, please.

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#421345 - 05/13/09 04:42 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Never mind Brandon guys, he's just upset that Craigslist is shutting down his prime recruiting grounds. He will have to heft those agency fees now.

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#421346 - 05/13/09 05:34 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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I wish Craig all the best and can make do without his list. Now, I just have to open up the pages of my red book and start thumbing through for some gems.

Humaniplex.com's stock just went up.

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#421347 - 05/13/09 06:14 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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1997 was the start of many painful memories. Enough, please.




I am sure it was painful for you after 1997...up to the point when you fucked Stacy Valentine in Sex Commandos in 1999. I am sure that you're still recovering. I feel for you.
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#421348 - 05/13/09 07:09 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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No, I started partying like it was 1999 back in 1997. By the time the actual party rolled around, I was tired.

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#421349 - 05/14/09 12:40 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Mr. Irons:

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I wish Craig all the best and can make do without his list. Now, I just have to open up the pages of my red book and start thumbing through for some germs.

Humaniplex.com's stock just went up.




Fixed!
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#421350 - 05/14/09 11:02 PM Re: Brandon, did you write this script?
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Thank you for addressing me with "Mr." The respect is appreciated. I hope this trend continues. In 2 short months, I will celebrate my 41st birthday. Jeff's plans to recreate the snake scene with Anita Dark were leaked.

I must say, I never knew how much love was out there for the Ironman.

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