I saw the goofiest thing today. A car was driving 15mph below the speed limit ahead of me. On its back window, in big letters, read: "THIS VEHICLE IS CONTAMINATED WITH PESTICIDE." As I passed it, I saw an American Pest Management decal on the side door. There was a black dude driving and I finally saw why he was driving so slow. He was casually munching away on chicken wings.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.