#421192 - 05/03/0902:29 PMI am completely done drinking
Bishop
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vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything! I would also like to thank my sitter for staying over on friday, and also whomever I had sex with that night.. unless it was my sitter, in which case I apologize.
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Quote: I am completely done drinking vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything!
Tell me about it dude, that shit is pure concentrated evil that should be banned by the Geneva conventions. Every fucking time I drink it I wake up with this terrible feeling that I did something terribly embarrassing last nigh and I can't even remember what.
Quote: and also whomever I had sex with that night.. unless it was my sitter, in which case I apologize.
I wouldn't worry too much about it, I'm sure she's also sorry for giving you AIDS.:)
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#421194 - 05/03/0905:50 PMRe: I am completely done drinking
Jigaloo
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Quote: vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything! I would also like to thank my sitter for staying over on friday, and also whomever I had sex with that night.. unless it was my sitter, in which case I apologize.
Quote: I am completely done drinking vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything!
Tell me about it dude, that shit is pure concentrated evil that should be banned by the Geneva conventions. Every fucking time I drink it I wake up with this terrible feeling that I did something terribly embarrassing last nigh and I can't even remember what.
Try mixing vodka with Crystal Light Lemonade. If you use enough of the lemon, you can basically put in as much vodka as you want and not taste any alcohol. The key is to also use lots of ice. Me and my friends nicknamed this drink Danger because something crazy would always happen. Like you wake up in your car in front of the strip club with no money and your clothes off.
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#421196 - 05/04/0912:40 PMRe: I am completely done drinking
Fuk Yo Mama
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Registered: 03/07/06
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Quote: vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything! I would also like to thank my sitter for staying over on friday, and also whomever I had sex with that night.. unless it was my sitter, in which case I apologize.
Maybe it was Steve Holmes. Do your ass smell like schnitzel?
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#421197 - 05/05/0909:03 PMRe: I am completely done drinking
cobalt60
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Registered: 03/22/05
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If I was flexible enough to sniff my own ass, I still wouldn't blow myself. You thought I was going to say I'd never leave the house, right? Well, fuck that.
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