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I am completely done drinking vodka before I pick up my check or eat anything!




Tell me about it dude, that shit is pure concentrated evil that should be banned by the Geneva conventions. Every fucking time I drink it I wake up with this terrible feeling that I did something terribly embarrassing last nigh and I can't even remember what.

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and also whomever I had sex with that night.. unless it was my sitter, in which case I apologize.




I wouldn't worry too much about it, I'm sure she's also sorry for giving you AIDS.:)
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