If you guys are enjoying sharing your masturbation fantasies with each other far be it for me to stand in your way.
Although I think it is odd to post your jerk of fantasies in a passive aggressive attempt to piss me off. You know I don't read this thread, just mock it.
But if you want to think of me when you are writing your masturbation fantasies I guess there isn't much I can do to dissuade you now that you have declared your intention.