Nah, the real truth is that Grip Johnson and I feel sorry for cock, so we just let him walk around with a camera on our sets so he can feel important. This way he feels less guilty about taking a handout from us, which we are sure he immediately spends on cocaine and whores. Then, he just wastes the rest.

But hey, we all have problems. There's no judgement at SkinTight.

Cram