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#420809 - 05/02/09 11:17 AM
Ashly Paige
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#420811 - 05/02/09 12:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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She gives me the creeps.
Please tell me you stuck a magnet to them metal on her back.
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#420812 - 05/02/09 01:21 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Brandon is on a losing streak again.
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#420814 - 05/02/09 02:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Glass half full?
Glass half empty?
Brandon seems to think the former is reason/motivation enough for his addiction.
The metaphorical glass & your whores both have something in common, Mr. Hurdle - they're both busted.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#420817 - 05/02/09 03:17 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Glass half full?
Glass half empty?
Brandon seems to think the former is reason/motivation enough for his addiction.
The metaphorical glass & your whores both have something in common, Mr. Hurdle - they're both busted.
It bothers you that I got a blowjob from her, doesn't it?
Meeting Ashly was just another day in Paradise. There will be others, I'm sure. My next rendezvous is 1930hrs. I don't want you lurking on this board before 2100hrs, ok? I want to enjoy my time with ___________. Every tick of the clock starting at 1930hrs will be hammering in your head. WHAT IS HE UP TO??? IS...IS HE TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES NOW?? MAYBE IF I KEEP POSTING, HE WILL CONSIDER ME A F-F-F-FRIEND. MUST KEEP POSTING. MUST NOT ADMIT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE PERSON IN THE MIRROR. MUST BELIEVE FART WAYNE, INDIANA, IS THE TRUE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. IF ONLY I COULD TELL PEOPLE THAT I LIVE WITHIN A DAY'S DRIVE OF HALF THE NATION'S POPULATION, I'D BE SOMEBODY.
My friend, I'm sorry that you moved to Ft. Wayne solely to enjoy Greek Fest at Headwaters Park every June. It was clearly misleading and not the type of Greek Fest you were expecting. Those assless chaps made you the laughing stock of the 71st largest city in the United States. Clearly, jeans would have been more appropriate.
We must play the cards we are dealt. You may have to settle for a sheep or small cow from time to time, but you are a person deserving of love. Go find that love, Eric. Mooo-ooove on with your animal husbandry and let the city slickers handle the porn movies.
I researched your fine metropolis using google images and this came up:
Dick Stoner, the owner of Stoner's Fun Stores in Ft. Wayne was lamenting on the lameness of the costumes for Halloween. Somehow, I know you are related to the person in the photo. Go ahead, admit it.
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#420819 - 05/02/09 05:54 PM
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#420821 - 05/02/09 07:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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I'm an open minded person but I really really don't get that shit !!!! 
Agreed. Brandon, you've worked with the best in the business. PLEASE, no more like this.
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#420823 - 05/02/09 07:42 PM
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Agreed. Brandon, you've worked with the best in the business. PLEASE, no more like this.
A coke fiend doesn't differentiate the brand or caliber of smack he/she is snorting. Likewise, Brandon doesn't differentiate between good, bad & ugly. It's just somewhere to plant his cock, and he feels compelled to share these fortunes with the world.
BTW, you obsess greatly at your own delusion. I'm from Jersey, you boob. I transplanted here to get away from the "city slickers". Ft. Wayne has 225,000 people, which makes it big enough to enjoy socially, but small enough that I can live 10 miles outside city limits in a 3500 sqft. home on a 10-acre plot without burying myself in debt 'til the day I die.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#420825 - 05/02/09 07:57 PM
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Uh, yeah, one track mind & all...
Obsess about your own delusion (and speculation). Try getting past the first 3 words next time, you dumb Canuck.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#420826 - 05/02/09 08:42 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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Her face, hair, and body are very good, but she mutilated herself. Ya'll should get these to a help before they mutilate themselves. What a ruin of a pretty young girl. Oh, well, I bet she's still fun. Wonder if there is any cross-whatever between acupuncture and sex? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#420827 - 05/02/09 11:21 PM
Re: Ashly Paige
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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No final judgement is possible before we get to see her asshole.
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#420828 - 05/02/09 11:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Uh, yeah, one track mind & all...
Obsess about your own delusion (and speculation). Try getting past the first 3 words next time, you dumb Canuck.
Oh, I totally get it. I just wonder if you do, that's all. Keep posting. I find you very entertaining and you obviously are not obsessive nor compulsive. Obviously.
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#420829 - 05/02/09 11:56 PM
Re: Ashly Paige
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Her face, hair, and body are very good, but she mutilated herself. Ya'll should get these to a help before they mutilate themselves. What a ruin of a pretty young girl. Oh, well, I bet she's still fun.
Wonder if there is any cross-whatever between acupuncture and sex?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
I will just put it out there that I believe people are scarred on the inside before they do anything to their outsides. I have never felt strongly about anything to the point where I wanted it on my body forever. I just kind of roll with the punches and hope to age gracefully. I'm not nearly as anxious or angry as I was when I was 20.
I am a lot more appreciative of things I have. There are many people out there with little to nothing.
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#420830 - 05/02/09 11:58 PM
Re: Ashly Paige
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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No final judgement is possible before we get to see her asshole.
My apologies. I already deleted the pics. She had a pleasant asshole. Very pink and shy.
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#420831 - 05/03/09 12:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#420832 - 05/03/09 08:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#420834 - 05/03/09 10:07 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Brandon, you should post a picture of her corn hole and piss flaps, so we can see if she has any thing going on other than the side show freak thing.
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#420836 - 05/03/09 03:23 PM
Re: Ashly Paige
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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k so the back is obviously upside down pentagrams. so if shes a satanist hot, however im leaning towards thinking shes just a dolt. like im covered in tats, i love ink on women, ive said this before but she has a collection of horrible art and it ruined some fine snatch, shes cute. Id roll over and fuck her in my tent at bumbershoot but i wouldnt date her. I rarely think someone needs implants but she does. however she might look good painted in cum, who knows either way, Brandon please redeem yourself by shooting a hot broad with good tattoos. its a subjective issue but as a gauge if the womans artwork looks like it was put together by dumping 5 bucks into one of those novelty toy dispensers right outside grocery stores. Its probably bad tattoo work. in summation, hot broads with hot ink. My canadian brother, rise from the ashes 
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#420840 - 05/04/09 04:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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I am a slave to my cock. I do what it tells me.
She is a little rough (I am being charitable here).
Apply your own "mall test". I am not sure that she would pass. I do not see guys going ga ga for this one as she walks down the mall. I DO see people clearing a path to let the psycho go by.
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