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Glass half full?

Glass half empty?

Brandon seems to think the former is reason/motivation enough for his addiction.

The metaphorical glass & your whores both have something in common, Mr. Hurdle - they're both busted.

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It bothers you that I got a blowjob from her, doesn't it?
Meeting Ashly was just another day in Paradise. There will be others, I'm sure. My next rendezvous is 1930hrs. I don't want you lurking on this board before 2100hrs, ok? I want to enjoy my time with ___________. Every tick of the clock starting at 1930hrs will be hammering in your head. WHAT IS HE UP TO??? IS...IS HE TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES NOW?? MAYBE IF I KEEP POSTING, HE WILL CONSIDER ME A F-F-F-FRIEND. MUST KEEP POSTING. MUST NOT ADMIT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE PERSON IN THE MIRROR. MUST BELIEVE FART WAYNE, INDIANA, IS THE TRUE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. IF ONLY I COULD TELL PEOPLE THAT I LIVE WITHIN A DAY'S DRIVE OF HALF THE NATION'S POPULATION, I'D BE SOMEBODY.

My friend, I'm sorry that you moved to Ft. Wayne solely to enjoy Greek Fest at Headwaters Park every June. It was clearly misleading and not the type of Greek Fest you were expecting. Those assless chaps made you the laughing stock of the 71st largest city in the United States. Clearly, jeans would have been more appropriate.

We must play the cards we are dealt. You may have to settle for a sheep or small cow from time to time, but you are a person deserving of love. Go find that love, Eric. Mooo-ooove on with your animal husbandry and let the city slickers handle the porn movies.

I researched your fine metropolis using google images and this came up:


Dick Stoner, the owner of Stoner's Fun Stores in Ft. Wayne was lamenting on the lameness of the costumes for Halloween. Somehow, I know you are related to the person in the photo. Go ahead, admit it.