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#420702 - 05/01/09 11:41 PM XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Who would you take as your date? (it can be a poster or a famous person alive) What would you wear? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#420703 - 05/01/09 11:43 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Poster: Bornyo because hes a southern gentleman Famous: Gilbert Gottfried because I know im getting laid at the end of the night. _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#420704 - 05/02/09 02:12 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	This thread = _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#420705 - 05/02/09 02:29 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Alex Panzer. We'd both be wearing our ski masks.
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#420706 - 05/02/09 02:32 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7600 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Gigi _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#420707 - 05/02/09 03:09 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	electrostatic Quote: Who would you take as your date? (it can be a poster or a famous person alive) You. I think I'd wear this: Attachments 408881-dsm.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#420709 - 05/02/09 04:28 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Gia Jordan, we would spend the rest of the night celebrating our winning Snarkiest Couple at the Prom Award. Either that or we would spend the rest of the night trying to figure out who slashed my tires in the parking lot. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#420710 - 05/02/09 04:54 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	But who would go all "Carrie" on all of us? _________________________
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#420711 - 05/02/09 05:06 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I can totally see a few people here dumping blood all over Erraticstatic after she fell for the 'We're gonna nominate you Prom Queen.' _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#420712 - 05/02/09 05:12 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I see Gia going with her boyfriend Jiraiya(sp?). Where's that alt been anyway Gia?? I was starting to like him. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#420713 - 05/02/09 05:14 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I am going to XPT prom with Freestylah, OF COURSE I'm going to end up covered in blood... I would wear a dress inspired by Cha Cha DiGregorio. (sp?) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#420714 - 05/02/09 05:16 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I'd still be in the limo in a Stella McCartney gown, blowing have2cit. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#420715 - 05/02/09 05:21 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	Quote: I can totally see a few people here dumping blood all over Erraticstatic after she fell for the 'We're gonna nominate you Prom Queen.' Freestylah in particular, but me thinks they would both enjoy it a little too much. Close enough to a blood bukkake? _________________________
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#420716 - 05/02/09 05:25 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Nah. Freestylah would be the one helping her shop for her dress as he sits outside the dressing room holding her purse. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#420717 - 05/02/09 05:29 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Phenomenal insight, again, Ms. Jordan. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#420718 - 05/02/09 05:39 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: This thread = Quote: I call Holly Randall! Not that she would pick up, but a guy can dream. Quote: Gia Jordan, we would spend the rest of the night celebrating our winning Snarkiest Couple at the Prom Award. Either that or we would spend the rest of the night trying to figure out who slashed my tires in the parking lot. Quote: Phenomenal insight, again, Ms. Jordan. XPT is the last place where whores are popular by default. That's the beauty of this place. _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#420719 - 05/02/09 05:43 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Freestylah in particular, but me thinks they would both enjoy it a little too much. Close enough to a blood bukkake? Blood bukkake, I like!... Freestylah? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#420721 - 05/02/09 05:49 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Blood bukkake, I like!... Freestylah? I'm in! _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#420722 - 05/02/09 05:52 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	your blood? _________________________
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#420723 - 05/02/09 05:53 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	No coincidence that a kiddie toucher from The Netherlands is posting a picture of Skeeter. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#420724 - 05/02/09 06:00 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I'm 22, he's 37... It's legal... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#420725 - 05/02/09 06:02 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#420726 - 05/02/09 06:04 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'. As long as you realize you'll never beat Cho's high score. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#420727 - 05/02/09 06:05 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I'm 22, he's 37... It's legal... Im not 37.....yet, 4 months left of 36. _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#420728 - 05/02/09 06:29 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: No coincidence that a kiddie toucher from The Netherlands is posting a picture of Skeeter. It's also no coincidence that he's trying to ingratiate himself to mother of two Electro. The goal is alone time with the kids. "Uncle Freestylah is available to babysit". Quote: As long as you realize you'll never beat Cho's high score. He left too much to chance. I'd have all the exits chained shut. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#420729 - 05/02/09 07:14 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	These girls ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#420730 - 05/02/09 07:37 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7600 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Quote: I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'. As long as you realize you'll never beat Cho's high score. Fucking zipperheads. They score higher than us at everything.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#420731 - 05/02/09 07:47 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
cobalt60 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 115	Quote: These girls ! YES!! _________________________ Taste the doom of burning.
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#420732 - 05/02/09 08:11 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I'm going solo, Bree wouldn't answer my invitation. Now where's my sky blue polyester sport coat? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#420733 - 05/02/09 10:40 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9185	Ah, yes, the annual "XPT posters who wanna hook up." Always at least one per year: 2003: Rob Longshot & Keiko 2004: Kami Andrews & Dr Pornz. 2005: Luke Ford & Holly Randall 2006: Da Burglar & Hailey Young 2007: Gonzogirl & Phlogiston (search term: "anal laboratory") 2008: ??? 2009: Electromethpowerready & mr. freestyle _______oh, and Dirty/Pretty. Sometimes love just flows from XPT like a huge, perverted MIssissippi River.
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#420734 - 05/02/09 10:48 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
BIFFâ„¢ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Marley, Moxxie, or Cameron. 1, 2, or all 3. If none, I ain't goin'. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#420735 - 05/02/09 10:49 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9185	Quote: Marley, Moxxie, or Cameron. 1, 2, or all 3. If none, I ain't goin'. What if Garfield was gonna show up?
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#420736 - 05/02/09 10:56 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
BIFFâ„¢ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	I'd hand him off to Monkey. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#420737 - 05/03/09 12:16 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Gia Jordan because I know there would be anal at the end of the night. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#420738 - 05/03/09 12:52 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I think if XPT had a prom someone would probably try to set the location on fire. Or suicide bomb it. I wouldn't go. But if I did I would ask fiendgrl13 to come with me. She doesn't post that often but we get along well. _________________________
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#420739 - 05/03/09 02:06 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Quote: Nah. Freestylah would be the one helping her shop for her dress as he sits outside the dressing room holding her purse.
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#420740 - 05/03/09 02:19 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I'd hand him off to Monkey. Garfield is out of my league, my only hope is to get him drunk enough to take advantage of him, if I could score that then id be the luckiest gal at the ball. _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#420741 - 05/03/09 03:01 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	I'd take XXXbit because she's hot and no one else seems to be interested for some reason. _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#420742 - 05/03/09 07:04 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Every prom has a theme. Most of them are taken from shitty Chicago and Air Supply songs but for XPT I propose something a little bit different. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#420743 - 05/03/09 07:33 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
POTUS Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/23/08 Posts: 75 Loc: Washington, D.C.	Michelle. _________________________ Yes, we can.
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#420744 - 05/03/09 07:48 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Every prom has a theme. Most of them are taken from shitty Chicago and Air Supply songs but for XPT I propose something a little bit different. ^Approved! Can this song be played that night?! Edited by electrostatic (05/03/09 07:51 PM) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#420745 - 05/04/09 07:30 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	Chilledstoli, even if she is rocking the Ukrainian ladyboy do.
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#420746 - 05/04/09 08:05 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Quote: Every prom has a theme. Most of them are taken from shitty Chicago and Air Supply songs but for XPT I propose something a little bit different. ^Approved! Can this song be played that night?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF1dzGWYU_U _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#420747 - 05/04/09 08:44 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Gia and Marley, because I should be allowed to have two.
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#420748 - 05/04/09 10:34 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Quote: Michelle. Like a young Nipsey Russel in drag. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#420749 - 05/04/09 10:46 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Showing up for this one late, but there's really only one choice: Beer, bong hits and a blowjob from Marley in the parking lot? Sign me up... Attachments 409362-banner-1.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#420750 - 05/04/09 01:34 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Every couple years or so i try to weasel in a post/reference on xpt to my retro 80s satire dark comedy/civil rights documentary/horror screenplay "NEWJACK BREAKFAST CLUB BOYZ N DA NEIGHBORHOOD..." Molly and Ally: "Gee, I hope someone asks us to the prom this year..." ICE CUBE (with Mac 10s blazing): "AIN't NOBODY be takin NO BITCHES to no Motherfuckin' PROM!!!!!" suck this bitch _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#420751 - 05/04/09 04:02 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7600 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Showing up for this one late, but there's really only one choice: Beer, bong hits and a blowjob from Marley in the parking lot? Sign me up... Wowsers. That is a really great pic... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#420752 - 05/04/09 04:40 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Anonymous Unregistered	Well God Dayum. BTW: Where is Ms. Stoli, anyway?
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#420753 - 05/04/09 05:37 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Marley needs to be ready for a post prom gang bang judging from the number of fans expecting a good time. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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