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#420755 - 05/04/09 07:13 PM
Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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All you horn dogs who want to take Marley need to back off. I asked first. Plus Cameron & Moxxie. Don't make me go al-Qaeda up in this bitch.
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#420757 - 05/04/09 07:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Poster: Bornyo because hes a southern gentleman
I'd go with you Monkey, but I wouldn't leave with you. (But I'd make sure you had a safe ride home).
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#420759 - 05/04/09 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Besides, I kinda said "yes" to anyone who asked. Like usual... whoring and lying.
Finally, a whore who knows her place!
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#420760 - 05/04/09 10:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I came to a crossroads once. I learned to face the facts in life.
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#420762 - 05/04/09 11:26 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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#420763 - 05/05/09 02:59 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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That's what Penny thought. In a few years you could be a Jesus freak of a Hare Krisna that hangs out at the airport all day.
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#420764 - 05/05/09 08:56 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I want this thing really bad, does that count?
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#420765 - 05/05/09 09:28 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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^^ I have a white one, unused obviously, sitting on my desk. If you really want it I'll mail it to ya.
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#420766 - 05/05/09 09:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I shot stills on a JM set (g/g bondage) yesterday and they had that in the dildo version.
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#420768 - 05/05/09 09:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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I think if XPT had a prom someone would probably try to set the location on fire. Or suicide bomb it.
I wouldn't go. But if I did I would ask fiendgrl13 to come with me. She doesn't post that often but we get along well.
I was going to say I'd take you as well! Huzzah!
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#420769 - 05/05/09 10:14 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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I'd like to spring Max and bring him. I'm not attracted to him but I bet he'd sure enjoy some fresh air and the company of some fine whores.
Also, does Janet Mason have a date for this thing yet? I'm down for some hot redhead action, you damn betcha!
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#420770 - 05/05/09 10:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Viz, they had the whole set. It was really cool.
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#420772 - 05/05/09 10:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'.
I have absolutely no doubt that you would attend a prom completely alone.
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#420773 - 05/05/09 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#420777 - 05/05/09 10:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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At least it's not a smelly Baby Ruth !
Total derail...

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