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#420754 - 05/04/09 06:03 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Yay! Someone "asked" me to the prom!! lol Progression of evening:
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#420755 - 05/04/09 07:13 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
BIFFâ„¢ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
All you horn dogs who want to take Marley need to back off. I asked first. Plus Cameron & Moxxie. Don't make me go al-Qaeda up in this bitch.
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#420756 - 05/04/09 07:21 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


I should be allowed to have two.



I should be allowed two aswell...

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#420757 - 05/04/09 07:28 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Poster: Bornyo because hes a southern gentleman





I'd go with you Monkey, but I wouldn't leave with you. (But I'd make sure you had a safe ride home).

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#420758 - 05/04/09 08:17 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Marley needs to be ready for a post prom gang bang judging from the number of fans expecting a good time.




I'm ready, and you fuckers better deliver!

Besides, I kinda said "yes" to anyone who asked. Like usual... whoring and lying.
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#420759 - 05/04/09 08:20 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Besides, I kinda said "yes" to anyone who asked. Like usual... whoring and lying.




Finally, a whore who knows her place!
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#420760 - 05/04/09 10:05 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I came to a crossroads once. I learned to face the facts in life.
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#420761 - 05/04/09 11:00 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I came to a crossroads once. I learned to face the facts in life.




In a few years you could be talking like Penny Flame. "I lost the real me".
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#420762 - 05/04/09 11:26 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
In a few years, I might not be fucking on camera. But in a few years, I will still be slutty!
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#420763 - 05/05/09 02:59 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
That's what Penny thought. In a few years you could be a Jesus freak of a Hare Krisna that hangs out at the airport all day.
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#420764 - 05/05/09 08:56 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I want this thing really bad, does that count?


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#420765 - 05/05/09 09:28 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
^^ I have a white one, unused obviously, sitting on my desk. If you really want it I'll mail it to ya.
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#420766 - 05/05/09 09:39 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I shot stills on a JM set (g/g bondage) yesterday and they had that in the dildo version.
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#420767 - 05/05/09 09:56 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I shot stills on a JM set (g/g bondage) yesterday and they had that in the dildo version.




Nice! There's a whole set of them out there...I had the crucifix and the devil one is around my place somewhere too.
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#420768 - 05/05/09 09:56 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

I think if XPT had a prom someone would probably try to set the location on fire. Or suicide bomb it.

I wouldn't go. But if I did I would ask fiendgrl13 to come with me. She doesn't post that often but we get along well.




I was going to say I'd take you as well! Huzzah!

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#420769 - 05/05/09 10:14 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
I'd like to spring Max and bring him. I'm not attracted to him but I bet he'd sure enjoy some fresh air and the company of some fine whores.

Also, does Janet Mason have a date for this thing yet? I'm down for some hot redhead action, you damn betcha!
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#420770 - 05/05/09 10:14 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Viz, they had the whole set. It was really cool.
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#420771 - 05/05/09 10:26 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

^^ I have a white one, unused obviously, sitting on my desk. If you really want it I'll mail it to ya.




Yessss I NEED!
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#420772 - 05/05/09 10:28 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'.




I have absolutely no doubt that you would attend a prom completely alone.

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#420773 - 05/05/09 11:27 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Fenris said:
Quote:


Also, does Janet Mason have a date for this thing yet? I'm down for some hot redhead action, you damn betcha!




Oh she's already got a date... I believe her husband is gonna tagalong aswell...









I imagine that if I attended an XPT prom it would end something like this....



But...


I could be wrong....
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#420774 - 05/05/09 07:11 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

I'd show up alone dressed in fatigues and pull a Columbime. It would be worst than the prom scene at the end of the movie 'Carrie'.




I have absolutely no doubt that you would attend a prom completely alone.





Have2shit said he deserves two dates. This is because he was too much of a poindexter back in high school to get a date to his real prom. C'mon, what kind of kid grows up to be someone who actually spends time trying to get a message board poster "shunned"? What kind of kid grows up to substitute a message board life for a real social life? Once a loser, always a loser. He was playing yahtzee with his parents on prom night.

Now he's probably going to use his default reply of "fail" again and I don't want any of you to say anything. He must always be allowed to claim victory for the sake of what he imagines is his XPT rep. It is everything to him. We're in the middle of a recession and the suicide hotline volunteers don't have time to take his annoying calls anymore.


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#420775 - 05/05/09 07:19 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:



But...


I could be wrong....




Nothing quite like pina colada mix shooting out of a butthole...
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#420776 - 05/05/09 07:29 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
At least it's not a smelly Baby Ruth !
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#420777 - 05/05/09 10:48 PM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
Quote:

At least it's not a smelly Baby Ruth !


Total derail...



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#420778 - 05/06/09 06:10 AM Re: XPT Prom: Who would you take as your date? DUH
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ha, Mr. obtusely redundant calling someone else repetitive.

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