Right now we are pretty much lacking in everything except idiotic former athletic directors who negotiate ridiculous contract buyouts with lame duck coaches and then don't bother to tell anyone else in the athletic department (or the president of the university) about the contract. I know Harper is from Wichita and gave K-State a serious look before deciding on Oregon. Maybe we could convert him to a running back. Last year our running backs couldn't outrun the eyeliner at a Facial Abuse shoot.