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Asia was a child prodigy and played at Carnegie Hall. She also went to college on a full scholarship and is a member of Mensa.



I was impressed by Asia's memory: she was able to forget about her husband's life insurance policy following his death until _after_ collection fanboi donations. It's not easy forgetting a life insurance policy you've been paying monthly...
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